Drake

@coochiecrying This is so applicable to my life at this very moment, damn

lowk might fuck around & never express anything ever again

@fishquichee Spite.

Gun to your head name a reason to live

@mog_russEN I woulda got my ass BEAT

🚨 A story of a father facing a serious crisis after his underage daughter became involved in drug use, serving as a warning about the importance of early upbringing and instilling values before it is too late.

@ghostlybabe_ Mudkip ride or die

Fuck your zodiac sign, what’s your favorite Pokémon?

@ShitpostRock Tell me how without Kane anyone would give a shit about the backrooms, he didn't conceptualize it, he made the version we all know. Grow up loser

@ShitpostRock Do you mean/ are you referring to the original creator who is also making the movie? Or are you actually stupid or just trying to grab attention with your post?

@IvesIsAlive Where do I sign up

Does anyone want to smoke DMT out of a puma bone pipe in a cave at 12,600 feet in the Argentine Andes with me

@NirvanaM1nd Let him COOK

Didn’t know he knew ball like that

@ceraliza "Are YOU okay?" Catch em off guard every time

I'm looking for insults so intelligent you don't realise you've been roasted until shower time.

Do you feel the rain or do you just get wet?

@Tooth_Chipper I will forever love this video

Into my veins

@TheCinesthetic I would argue that in order to fully appreciate this amazing movie multiple viewings are required

Rosemary’s Baby (1968) is one of those films that transforms completely on rewatch. What first seems ordinary turns sinister, every line and background detail revealing just how deep the deception runs.

@OneManCircus87 NEWSFLASH WORLD, MILK OF MAGNESIA MAKES YOU PURGE/CLEANSE YOUR BODIES, IF YOU CONSUME THIS YOU WILL EITHER BE OVERCOME WITH NAUSEA OR UNABLE TO Escape A BATHROOM BECAUSE OF YOUR DIGESTIVE SYSTEM.

What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate? I’m glad you asked. Buckle up. 12:05 p.m. — It begins. You down the 10-ounce bottle like it’s a lukewarm PBR at a college tailgate. The label says “cherry flavored,” but it tastes like someone described cherry to a chemist who’s never eaten fruit. Regret sets in instantly. 12:06 p.m. — You grab a handful of chips for moral support. They’ll be liquified before they clear your throat, but who cares? Life still feels okay right now. Remember this peace. You’re about to enter the darkest chapter of your gastrointestinal history. 12:37 p.m. — The rumbling starts. There’s movement in the depths. You’ve got five pounds of impacted regret in your colon, and you just drank the “human-safe” version of Drano. You think it’s go time. It’s not. You get one sad little snake turd — a warm-up act. That’s the last semi-solid you’ll see for the next 24 hours. 12:57 p.m. — The situation escalates. Your stomach is in full revolt. You have 0.3 seconds to make it to the toilet. Running is risky business — one wrong step and you’ll paint the walls. You pray for sphincter strength like never before as you waddle at Mach 3, pants half down, whispering, “Please, God, not like this.” 12:58 p.m. — Impact. You sit, and the gates of hell open. The explosion is biblical. It hits the back of the bowl with such violent force it ricochets like a sprinkler system. You ask yourself, Is that blood? No — false alarm. Just the ghost of a cherry pie you ate in 2004. The smell is unspeakable. The acoustics? Terrifying. The neighbors think you’re performing an exorcism. 1:06 p.m. – 8:30 p.m. — Time becomes meaningless. You’ve evacuated everything you’ve ever eaten, plus a few ancestral meals for good measure. Your colon feels like it’s been sandblasted with lava. The burn is real. You’re sweating. Crying. Contemplating life. You meet Jesus briefly, but He sends you back — says your mission’s not over yet. 8:37 p.m. — You’re empty. Broken. Reborn. Your butthole? A war veteran. Your spirit? In recovery. You’ll never be the same, but you will survive. Tomorrow, you’ll rise from the ashes, slip into your last clean pair of underwear, and waddle into Walmart like a survivor of gastrointestinal warfare — to buy a new toilet brush and reclaim your dignity. You’ve earned it. Feeling thankful. 💩🙏

@OneManCircus87 I love how you're acting like magnesium has specifically f'd up your gut, have you read a label even once? Magnesium compound, milk of magnesian, raw ginger, it is almost always the FIRST thing in the label-- may cause diarrhea and concurrent stomach issues. Stop acting special

@Portsgun The muffin man...? THE MUFFIN MAN!!

Can somebody please turn that cup in his hand into a rainbow lollipop

@NickDiFabio1 Was it biblical for both creators to transition into women? Jw

The Matrix might be the most biblical movie of our time. But most people missed it. It’s not just science fiction… It’s a modern parable. Here’s how The Matrix mirrors Scripture, prophecy, and spiritual warfare: 🧵

Let's talk about Soylent green

@creepydotorg This is a dumb question, Mia by a landslide, considering you didn't include Samara Weaving

Choose one to be your final girl 🔪

@Mutant_Menace It's almost like two out of the four shows were just shit. Cut to she hulk twerking.

Notice how it's only female lead shows that get unnecessary amounts of hate.