Into my veins

@Tooth_Chipper I live in Texas. I hate it. Everyone is like, "God bless you, we love your accent. Welcome to Texas. You are one of us now. We love you now, bring your friends and family." Ugh, I hate it. My neighbours always, "whatever you need, we got you, and we'll protect you" ugh.

@Tooth_Chipper Fortunately he was the right color

In 2020 the old man and I were tired of covid games and went on a rode trip. I'll make this as short as possible. We got booted from a restaurant for his MAGA hat. Went to another restaurant,met a couple from Australia and took them bar hopping in hill country Texas. We all had a blast. It's fun to show foreigners American culture.

@Tooth_Chipper did he at least get to lynch someone while he was there?

@Tooth_Chipper Upon entrance to the uk he was arrested for tasting freedom

@Tooth_Chipper He’s going to be arrested when he’s back in UK bc he shot a gun on camera.

@Tooth_Chipper "Hey bud, you ever shot a gun?" The south is undefeated.

@Tooth_Chipper This is a small glimpse of southern hospitality

@Tooth_Chipper Hell yeah LFG

@Tooth_Chipper Damn right! Southern folk are awesome! A little crazy, but awesome!

@Tooth_Chipper "What culture does Americans have?" This.

@Tooth_Chipper Love it

@Tooth_Chipper the best pitch for relocating to Texas I've ever seen

@Tooth_Chipper @JesseKellyDC “THERE AINT NO GATORS RIGHT HERE” LOL there were in fact DEFINITELY alligators in there. If there is a puddle here..there are alligators in it.

@Tooth_Chipper I think I need to go to Texas

@Tooth_Chipper @Glinner Frontier spirit.

@Tooth_Chipper @ItsTymo

@Tooth_Chipper ‘Murica. The whole world doesn’t hate us. They want to be us.

@Tooth_Chipper I swear it makes my heart almost want to burst out of my chest. THIS is who we are.🇺🇸

@Tooth_Chipper @BLACKLOTUSTAC I actually watched this video today. They had a blast. youtu.be/ZLDyblDqmXg?si…

@Tooth_Chipper lol Every. single. time. The Euros say Americans are backwards retards with gun obsessions. Ghastly. Presumably they are talking about white southerners. And what happens when the Euro interact with the neanderthal? Enlightenment. You can see him realize he had it wrong all along

@Tooth_Chipper @WarPath2pt0 They came away from that one understanding what it is to be American and loved every second of it.

@Tooth_Chipper Hell yeah. I love seeing Brits get their minds blown by how awesome America is.

@Tooth_Chipper @WarPath2pt0 Forgot your parting gift

@Tooth_Chipper Brit shooting a gun on camera? Hope he’s ready for the Met knocking on his door when he returns…