Derek Skogen

Want a legal innovative way to torture your friends? Play them the recorder

Okay this worked in the Round 1, so here goes #Flames fans. Big game so giving away an Endy Mattress! (your choice on size) This time, Guess the amount of Calgary saves tonight and if you get it right, you’re the winner (subj to tiebreaker) Must comment below and Retweet. 🙏🏽

@rajenruparell 35!

Looking to cheer the boys on at the ‘Dome for Game 1 Wednesday night? @DesjardinsGroup is giving you the chance to win your way in! Entering is simple: - Reply with who you would bring to the game - RT this post - Make sure you're following us

@NHLFlames @DesjardinsGroup My girlfriend Johanna! Recently moved to Calgary from Edmonton and would be great for us to experience our first nhl game

@AMHRichardson I had to give your brother a crash course last night. I wish you better luck than he had.

How is that #Alberta has 3ish more million people than #Saskatchewan however most Albertans regularly say “Yeah, I got family in Sask”

@peachpitmusic song look out! Will be on repeat for the entire day

Does looking up the definition of #cheugy make you cheugy? Asking for a friend…

When Facebook uses Twitter as a platform to talk about their outage.

I don’t care what the @elks are called. As long as they’re loosing to the @sskroughriders

If you’re living in Alberta please sign up to get vaccinated today. If you’re not eligible then you’re under 12 and you shouldn’t be on Twitter.

#COVID19AB has challenged us in ways that many never imagined. It’s reminded us of the depths of our strength & tested our limits. On #BellLetsTalk Day, remember, you are not alone. Reach out if you need help & check in with loved ones. Now, more than ever, every action counts.

Me: has the ability to listen to hundreds of thousands of songs Also me: has had @peachpitmusic ‘You and Your Friends’ album on repeat since April

@dplax_ You’d loose respect. Endangering the plant and wasting wine. I see no wine-ing here. Also the alcohol would kill your plants.

Serious answers only: what would happen if I watered my plants with wine? #SelfIsolation

@dplax_ What are Monday’s?

Made it through blue Monday without crying how amazing

Just saw a @mec post featuring a wonderful dog and my first thought was to search for the dogs Instagram. This has been one of my peaking moments as a millennial.

@msexcel @DAGriscowsky what’s your chops

What is the most complex formula you've ever written?

@amazonca I think you probably could’ve used a bigger box as opposed to individually packaging 11 of the same item...