About to do a breast examination on an elderly patient..
Me: “…& if you could pop behind the curtain & take your top clothes off please”
Patient: Stands up & starts undoing her trouser belt
Me: “Oh, no need to undo the trousers, just the top half will be fine!”
Patient: “Doctor, I’m over 90! My boobs are down by my ankles now!”
Patient’s granddaughter: “Sorry dr! She’s been waiting to pull that prank on you all day!”
Patient: 😁😁
@rollings_lesley the White Hart pub Lissington is in the process of a planning app for change of use to a dwelling. The majority of the local community are against this as it’s a valued community asset . Lib Dem’s manifesto supports pubs please could you support our objection?
@jessmcguire01 the White Hart Pub Lissington is in the process of a planning app for change of use to a dwelling. The majority of the community are against this as it is a valued community asset . Your manifesto is in favour of supporting pubs please support our objection?
@itsrobunderwood@WestLindseyDC Makes it very difficult to comment on planning applications!!! Sort it out @WestLindseyDC Hope this is taken into consideration when making decisions?!?
On Monday, June 3rd, a rare event known as the Parade of Planets will occur, where six planets of the solar system will align in a straight line. They will be visible just before sunrise here in the northern hemisphere.