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"Let the young man in his desperation go out and hunt. If he kills the elephant, his poverty ends. If the elephant kills him, his poverty ends!!" I live by this quote every day

@winexviv Finally! The biggest weakness of our local apprenticeship has always been precision. Adding Global Standards to the resilience of Igba Boi means we stop doing patch-patch work. This center will turn plumbers into technicians. 10 years? I give it 5!

Over the past few weeks, we have been intensely designing the new model for Igbo Apprenticeship program (Igba Boi) and Imu Aka Oru ( Skill Development). This center will be built in our proposed center in Enugu which is the heart of the South East. We are using a global framework for this and localizing it. Skills like plumbing, masonry, carpentry, welding, auto mechanics and HVAC will be learnt the most practical way with very high precision to meet global standards. We will be the greatest workforce in Africa in 10 years.

Why is he looking like a movie villain?

@peter_elaunire @Dr_Afo 😆

@Dr_Afo What else do you want us to say chief? You like woman and she's texting you everyday, shoot your shot. Abi we should come with our wardcoats and help you surprise her with the question at AnE?

Update from the lover boy resident doctor. It's even becoming more delicate as the story unfolds. Advise him fam.

@tobyemerald @asemota For friend 2, Its easier to take bigger risks and you know what they say; “Big risks, big rewards” Life just gets easier and better. Life is unscripted

Lmfao. The way this applies to life in general. You'd see some people taking big risks, and you wey no get mama, wey no get papa, don't come from money, no connections will do the same. When you're having wildly different results, you'd think you're just unlucky. Two friends will get into the same field, making reasonable money. One is trying to take his family back home out of the trenches, or even helping them thrive there because he left home to feed home, responsibility everywhere. The second one, family is very okay and can even afford to continue to support him financially. Friend two would use his disposables to buy properties, a car, things that reflect the change he's making. Friend one keeps saving or reinvesting his savings because those saving will be needed to save him and family at a future rainy day.

This is hilarious! It reminds me of the Late Dr. Emmanuel Ijewere in 2004. We were trying to buy a company selling telco airtime where he was Chairman and the numbers didn’t look good. He liked me for some reason (maybe because we always met in church at Falomo) and decided to discourage us from buying. After some talking, he told us to forget the business and took us to the back of his house in Ikoyi. He got a bowl, dipped his hand and threw some food into the concrete ponds they created behind and fish came swarming up to eat. He said - “This is 4 million Naira from my backyard each harvest. This is how I pay for the school fees of my kids. This is the business you should be into.” I once again remembered what Chief Ibru told me. “Go and sell fish, everyone eats fish.” Dr. Ijewere later expanded his pond into a large and profitable farm that still exists today in the Lagos/Epe axis. Very few people in Nigeria tell you the true source of their wealth. Even those her friends selling wine would have their own secrets they hide from her.

JUST IN: Honorable Muhammad Sadis Buba (Abin Al-Ajabin Zazzau) has done his screening as the House of Representatives candidate for the Sabon Gari Zaria Federal Constituency.

@winexviv Its about time

Renovation work has commenced at Eni Njoku hostel UNN.

@KharayKrayKray @Wizarab10 @Oladtim19 See wetin mature men sit down for afternoon dey discuss😆

@Wizarab10 @Oladtim19 That’s why you have to learn the Flying Dutchman…

You no fit fuck your woman pass who she dey cheat with. You dey make love to am, the other guy dey brutalize am in a way he leaves his mark in her, that keeps her coming back for more. Na person own dey sweet pass.

Why do babies insist you stand when you hold them? wtf is the deal??

@PYICE2 List

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This scene in RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK was supposed to be a fist fight. Harrison Ford was suffering food poisoning at the time though and said "Why don't I just shoot the sucker?"

@the_beardedsina Among those diseases, the bubonic plague is the worst. This is the disease behind the Black Death, which killed tens of millions of people in Europe, Asia, and North Africa.

Diseases spread by Rats Salmonellosis Bubonic plague (once killed over 200 million people) Lassa fever Hanta fever Rat Bite fever Leptospirosis And more

@DailyLoud @Irunnia_ Do these petitions ever work?

The petition to get Kylian Mbappe OUT of Real Madrid has been signed more than any human right's petition in recorded history

@Irunnia_ Person entire net worth

There are watches that cost 6 million usd? 6???

Watches spotted at the Met Gala 👀

@Prezain_LJ Wet dreamz?

Other rappers "I’m a virgin" J. Cole: “Hadn’t been in pussy since the day I came out from one.”

BREAKING: Nigerians just made money… and most didn’t even notice. Zenith Bank Plc just paid ₦8.75 per share. MTN Nigeria Communications Plc just paid ₦15 per share. If you owned 10,000 shares of MTN Nigeria Communications Plc you just made ₦150,000… doing absolutely nothing and if you bought last year at N180/ N250….imagine the ROI in 1year. But don’t worry… You were busy arguing about “get rich quick.” Carry on.

@yabaleftonline The song in the background

What else do you want bro?

@FolushoxFolarin 8m for what?

@Docfrosh Crazyyyy

@DUBYMADU I dunno but I’m sure it’s not up to 50% the Egypt cost

For those of you still doubting and calling me out, This lady has the same condition as BADDIE OF LASU and her surgery was done in Igbobi Lagos. You see the second frame she is already at the gym with her leg. Nigerian surgeons>>>>