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United fans think it’s still international break

On veut tous ça 🙏🏼

If your girl don’t ask you for no money she think you broke gang

I’m 💯 on his side. Anyone else?

Throwing away League Cup, so we can focus on throwing away FA Cup, so we can focus on throwing away UCL, so we can focus on not winning the league

My Defender. Your Defender

Setting up a home gym has exposed me to all sorts of innovative workout techniques. This burns twice as much

when you deliberately didn't buy snacks to avoid snacking at night, but now it's night & there's no snacks

Planet Fitness won’t let me cancel my gym membership.

Me to my wife when she asks me to take out the garbage and I do it immediately instead of sitting for another 5 minutes

OK, how much is a man supposed to bench press if 150 LBS is too low for a man😭

🚨 𝗗𝗜𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪: Only 6 teams have never been relegated from the Premier League: • Arsenal • Chelsea • Manchester United • Liverpool • Everton • Tottenham

Some days in gym you’ll be hitting your PBs like it’s nothing then other days those same weights feel twice as heavy🫩🫩🫩

What is a 'buy it for life' item that is offensively expensive, but the moment you use it, you realize your entire life before that point was a lie?