Da Bag

@ginamilan_ Imagine if there were a right wing SNL. Or a right wing Comedy Central. You can’t because the arts are inherently liberal.

Imagine if SNL mocked Ilhan Omar saying World War Eleven? That would actually be funny. Not this stupid crap.

@JohnBolaris I would literally wear a bag over my head if I couldn’t distinguish between “you’re” and “your”. Not that anyone in Philly considered you particularly intelligent anyway; we know the stories. Go Sixers, Flyers, Phils though.

@DaBag Now I know why you got DaBag over your head , your a fan of Kimmel & your a leftist 🤡

ABC featured lineup Kimmel & the View why on earth do you keep these creeps on the air , can’t be ratings because Kimmel’s ratings barely register ??

@JohnBolaris “The show frequently dominates in key demographics and ranks as a top late-night program, despite political,, often high-profile, criticism”

@JohnBolaris Yeah, you could’ve been a “contendah”. “As of early 2026, Jimmy Kimmel Live! has shown strong ratings performance, with, for example, a 31% increase in total viewers and a 41% increase in the 18–49 demo during Q1 2026 compared to the same period in 2025.” 1/2

@Acyn 11 months to investigate a bunch of seashells? Who did they interview?

AG Todd Blanche tells Kristen Welker that individuals selling 86 merchandise or posting messages similar to Comey’s seashell post will not be prosecuted: “Of course not. That’s posted constantly. That phrase is used constantly.”

@NancyMace Doesn’t praying for a sexual predator go against your dubious beliefs?

Pray for President Trump.

@JohnKincade Not at 11pm. 🤷🏼‍♂️ Sounded like you were taking things too seriously. Is it Springsteen’s music that inspired your comment or something else about him?

@DaBag You take things very seriously, may I suggest fresh air and a walk?

Two more guaranteed 76ers home games… One less Springsteen concert disappointing the exact same crowd that attended the last 30 held here

@ArtCandee It’s what we call “civil discourse”.

Donald Trump is big mad about Bill Maher. 🙄

Yooooooo @sixers did what no one expected!! Saw @Yg_Trece before game 3 and he said the Celtics backs were up against the wall, He wasn’t lying!!!

ROUND 1 ✅ Boston, please be classy my friends! I still love and respect you!!

@smc429 I swear she’s even more narcissistic than her father-in-law

I have never seen so many selfies and vanity pictures coming from someone who simply is not attractive. I understand beauty is subjective, but her inner ugly has taken control. What the fuck? I'm met some of the most beautiful women on the planet and they don't act like this.

@AngelaBelcamino Sure, make it about you. But, sorry, he doesn’t want thirsty inconsequential people on his show.

"If you’re one of these people… and there’s many in this country… who watched that and was disappointed the president wasn’t killed, you’re not a good person. Or a smart person." WILD that Bill Maher and I are landing on some of the same takes. BOLD.

@SundaeDivine Ass Clown Burrito

Your Kentucky Derby horse name is: Your favorite word to describe Donald Trump + the last thing you ate.

Trump’s racism is increasingly overt

@ddale8 Flashback youtu.be/Fsdg2LgZQTc?si…

We love that rim. Many people are saying we love that rim #raptors

@Acyn Adderall History.

@SamanthaSm80363 @realJoelFischer @EricTrump @RonFilipkowski trump did. And his spawn had to take remedial training on running a charity.

@DaBag @realJoelFischer @EricTrump @RonFilipkowski Didn’t Eric also pay a big fine? That’s usually a pretty good sign that he’s not to be trusted.

Suddenly Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumber just can’t stop making big bucks off shrewd investments in companies making big bucks off connections to the government. They are experts in every industry now.

@lady_valor_07 Tons and tons of plastic.

What do Republican women have that Democrat women don’t?