Tiger Woods’ Chauffeur
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Tiger Woods’ Chauffeur
@liontrees67
Currently unemployed. PiKapp social chair 97’. Deadhead. Frequent enjoyer of Aphi. One reckless driving charge on the record. (Plead down from a DUI)
Katılım Mart 2018
172 Takip Edilen108 Takipçiler
@StuartKnoball Not as good as bapple, but way more abundant. Can’t complain
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Keystone Apple is elite. If you disagree you probably drink water with dinner #stiffshaft
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@JeffShingle67 @ZorbinQ3793 I’r prefer if you referenced it the Dark Side
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If someone comes up to me tomorrow and says May the 4th be with you I’m bitch slapping them on sight
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@liontrees67 He’s right where he wants to be buddy 😈
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@lolaloves2black where is my roommate I haven’t crossed paths with him in 4 days did you kidnap him
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@drunkhogman Words can’t describe the pure hatred I have for this man. The quality of the sport center instagram tanked when he took over.
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Snorting my Ritalin w a chipotle card, I can’t tell if this is rock bottom or peak
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@chunkzhamster You'll never get away from the sound of the woman that loves you
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@liontrees67 My ex sent a whole paragraph of Silver Springs lyrics hand typed in the insta dms
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Apparently I talked to the ex wife at the bar last night. No recollection. Buddy said she stormed off mad. Fuck. #istillloveyou
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Final here at Indian trails. Down 20$. Hit my buddy with an approach shot. (I did yell fore) He got a nice right hook on me. 15 bapples killed.
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Update: I’ve lost 4 balls thru 5 holes, killed 5 bapples. Good pace.
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First drive of the fraternity golf outing sent into the woods, going to be a long day.
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Tiger Woods’ Chauffeur retweetledi
We really live in the golden age of domestic beers
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Adderall with a little Cartman to wash it down. Let’s have a night.
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@hennycamenzyn She wouldn’t have to coerce me gah damn
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@liontrees67 You speed walking across town in 20 minutes?
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Witnessed a dui last night, on a Tuesday night in Oxford. What the fuck are we doing man the farthest walk in this town is 20 minutes.
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