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Roastmaster General 

@DaRoastmaster

The Roastmaster General is the senior office of the United States Roastal Service, delivering roasts domestically and expeditedly. Don’t be a lil bitch.

Katılım Aralık 2021
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Jenna Ellis 🐊
Jenna Ellis 🐊@realJennaEllis·
The collective pearl clutching from Left that @SpeakerJohnson is a Christian only proves ALL of his points. When you leave God out of your worldview, you end in death and destruction and evil.
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Roastmaster General @DaRoastmaster·
@JennaEllisEsq I hope you’re ready to be a witness to the Lord as a servant of Christ from behind bars because you are complicit and going to get a fucking felony lmao
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Jenna Ellis 🐊
Jenna Ellis 🐊@realJennaEllis·
JORDAN HOLDS THE LINE. THE MEDIA SAID THAT HE WOULD LOSE EXPONENTIAL SUPPORT DURING THE THIRD VOTE. DIDN’T HAPPEN. JORDAN NEEDS TO KEEP GOING.
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Roastmaster General @DaRoastmaster·
Trump lost. You’re in a cult. All of his conspirators are flipping. It’s over. You can look at my post history to see I TRIED to tell you. Defiant ignorance will leave an ugly stain on your name in history books. npr.org/2023/10/20/120…
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Roastmaster General @DaRoastmaster·
@FreddyMagnus @AP Find a new personality trait that allows you to receive attention without desperately bickering with people online so they respond. That’s fucking pathetic, bud… If you don’t have a degree in medicine or own a pair of tubes, literally stfu 🤗
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The Associated Press
BREAKING: An abortion opponent who broke into and burned what was to be Wyoming’s first full-service abortion clinic in at least a decade has been sentenced to five years in prison and three years probation. apnews.com/article/wyomin…
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Roastmaster General @DaRoastmaster·
For years dumbfuck GQP has mockingly repeated “We got him now.” in an attempt to normalize and delegitimize the legal prosecution of Trump’s crimes. Time to pin him to the fucking wall of the courtroom. This is a terrible week for Donald Trump and a great day for America. 🇺🇸
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Roastmaster General @DaRoastmaster·
@elonmusk exactly why you are aiding and abetting a propaganda platform for russia as they hostily invaded a sovereign peaceful nation, right Elon? 🤡
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Elon Musk
Elon Musk@elonmusk·
Like Gulliver, tied down by thousands of of little strings, we lose our freedom one regulation at a time
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thehill.com/regulation/cou… I really admire the ANTIFA plants committed to keeping their plan a secret. Over 1,100 arrests and hundreds of convictions and not one has confessed that the FBI planned the whole thing. Bravo..Bravo.
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Roastmaster General @DaRoastmaster·
@Dan20503118 @ybarrap @grchickens @laurenboebert He saw a camera and took a horrible tragedy and angled to make the spotlight shine on him and make it about him. That is VERY trump of him, but also does not prove anything that he was actually at/assisting ground zero. 👎🏻 Donald trump is a compulsive liar. You need to rethink
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Lauren Boebert
Lauren Boebert@laurenboebert·
There is no lie too big for Mr. 81,000,000 votes to tell. Now he’s claiming he was in New York the day after 9/11/2001 even though his own book contradicts that! The man lies every time he opens his mouth. And don’t blame it on his dementia, he didn’t have dementia in 1987 when he was caught plagiarizing. He’s just a no-good liar.
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Charlie Kirk
Charlie Kirk@charliekirk11·
Was Obama the first gay president?
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Roastmaster General @DaRoastmaster·
@DC_Draino Did you know that conspiring to commit a crime doesn’t mean you have to physically be present or caught in the act? Can your little lego brain figure that one out?
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DC_Draino
DC_Draino@DC_Draino·
The leader of the Proud Boys got 22 years in prison for J6 and he wasn’t even there Does this mean we can start imprisoning BLM’s leaders for what happened during the summer of 2020?
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@lmmiller2011 @CREWcrew Yeah, people are catching sesitious conspiracy charges. You’ew on the wrong side of truth and history right now. Maybe stop parroting partisan hacks and start by reading from bised sources with crticial thinking and analysis. You know…like everyone else does?
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Lisa Miller
Lisa Miller@lmmiller2011·
@CREWcrew There was no insurrection. If there was wouldn't they have charged someone somewhere as an insurrectionists? Why don't they do that? Why did the so called select committee destroy their evidence from their investigation?
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Roastmaster General @DaRoastmaster·
@GoodDataMatters @marlene4719 @ACTBrigitte When has Donald Trump done anything that didn’t DIRECTLY benefit him? He would NEVER advocate for the progessive civil rights of minorities because he’d be too busy saying they’re from a “shithole country” and xenophobic fear mongering rants. Shit the fuck up lmaooo
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Brigitte Gabriel
Brigitte Gabriel@ACTBrigitte·
60 years ago Martin Luther King Jr. led 250,000 people to March on Washington in peace and the Reverend spoke about his dream for equality in America. This is the same dream President Trump has fought for his entire life. MLK Jr. would be disgusted with the treatment Trump has received.
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@ACTBrigitte Absolutely fucking not. They are not the same. Shameful, disingenuous A.I. image. Saudi-Arabian clown show is at it again. Maybe change your name and never show your face again…might save yourself some embarassment of being confronted for being this fucking stupid
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Roastmaster General @DaRoastmaster·
MAGA dumbfucks don’t use critical thinking; because that’s the point. Read more how the rise of fascism in WWII Germany supressed intellectual though, art, and universities: jstor.org/stable/26436328
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Brigitte Gabriel
Brigitte Gabriel@ACTBrigitte·
No one actually believes President Trump committed any crimes. I’ve spoken to several liberal friends and relatives who admit Trump is clearly innocent and being targeted.
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Roastmaster General @DaRoastmaster·
@EndWokeness All you need to do is provide evidence of a crime in a court of law. Why hasn’t anyone done this if he’s so guilty? A grand jury 90+ indictments. But one single corroborating shred of evidence hasn’t turned up? That’s more believeable than Trump was a corrupt PoS?
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End Wokeness
End Wokeness@EndWokeness·
Donald J. Trump- arrested Trump lawyers- arrested Steve Bannon- arrested Peter Navarro- arrested Rudy Giuliani- arrested James O’Keefe- raided Roger Stone- arrested The Clintons- 0 jail time Hunter Biden- 0 jail time Epstein clients- 0 jail time DC war criminals- 0 jail time
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@JennaEllisEsq You have wickedness in your heart and Blaspheme the Lord your God. In the same breath you weaponize delusional gullible Chrisitans to believe you are seevant of Christ when you are full of greed, lies, hate, selfishness, and corruption. You are disgusting to pretend any martydom.
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Jenna Ellis 🐊
Jenna Ellis 🐊@realJennaEllis·
“But I say unto you, love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them that despitefully use you and persecute you…” Matt 5:44 “But he who trusts in the Lord, lovingkindness shall surround him. Be glad in the Lord and rejoice, you righteous ones; And shout for joy, all you who are upright in heart.” Psalm 32:10-11
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Roastmaster General @DaRoastmaster·
FUCK MAGA FUCK DONALD TRUMP FUCK YOUR WHITE SUPREMACIST, FASCIST, AUTHORITARIAN, COWARDLY, TRAIOROUS, SELFISH, CONSPIRING PIECES OF SHIT. YOU ALL DESERVE THIS.
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