Darrin Burdette

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My 83 y/o grandma told me last Sunday that young people just don’t want to work anymore. So I did the math in front of her. Her first job paid $1.25 an hour in 1963. Minimum wage today is $7.25. I showed her that her $1.25 adjusted for inflation is actually $13 an hour in today’s money. McDonald’s pays $7.25. So minimum wage workers today make less in real terms than she did flipping burgers in 1963. She said that can’t be right. I showed her the numbers. Then I showed her what her first apartment cost adjusted for inflation. Then her first car. She got quiet for a second. Then said well I don’t know whose fault that is. I said well you’ve voted in every election since 1964. She asked if I wanted more sweet tea. I said yes grandma. I said yes.

BREAKING: Mitch McConnell reportedly woke up for ten minutes this morning and complained about how it’s unfair his bodily autonomy has been stolen for political considerations, and then announced he just had an epiphany about why abortion rights matter.

BREAKING: Nurses at Mitch McConnell's hospital bedside say they've yelled into his ears, "There's a Black president trying to fill a Supreme Court vacancy!" and he didn't stir at all.

Fuck off. Let natural selection run its course and enjoy the windfall of tax money cnbc.com/2026/07/07/joh…

@MarcAndrewII @billbourr @YahooSports Everyone sharp that saw the line open at 41.5 and looked at the weather a week ago

@billbourr @YahooSports Who would pick under though 😂

MIKI SUDO WINS HER 12TH CONSECUTIVE WOMEN'S NATHAN'S HOT DOG EATING CONTEST 🌭🤯 She gets her 12th career title by putting down 38.75 total dogs and buns 🔥

@BaseballMike417 @MitchMossRadio @beatingthebook @eatingcontest No chance they found 5.75 hot dogs for her and no one else's results changed. Books opened at 41. They had to attempt to save face by getting her over 38.

@MitchMossRadio @beatingthebook bad beat if you took Miki Sudo under 38.5 HDB. She finished on the tv at 33. Then I check official totals and she ate 38.75. How did you miscount 5 hot dogs?!?! #NathansHotDogContest @eatingcontest extremely shady.

@eatfeats @joeyjaws Lol, books opened at 41 and most hovered between 38 and 39 at close. At the very least, they really needed her to eat 38+... No chance that wasn't how 6 mystery dogs just appeared for her and no one else's results moved

Miki Sudo's post-contest jump of 5 or 6 appears to be similar to the 2018 boosts for @joeyjaws Chestnut +10 and Carmen Cincotti +19. If I was a gambling regulator, I would request a video focused on Miki Sudo to make sure the total was accurate. x.com/eatfeats/statu…

@eatingcontest This is the biggest week for this entire organization and you can't even keep the website up to date with results. Get it together.

In case you missed it on Saturday . . .🍖 James Webb broke the Mystic Lake record at the World Rib Eating Championship, eating 9.65 pounds of ribs in just 12 minutes. 🔥

To everyone celebrating the first flight on Qatar Force One today, understand what you are actually applauding. A foreign government handed the sitting President of the United States a $400 million plane. American taxpayers then paid to retrofit it, with an estimated cost of at least another $400 million (some estimates far higher), for security and communications work in a Texas hangar since last September. When Trump leaves office, the plane does not stay with the government. Ownership transfers to his presidential library foundation. In other words, he keeps it. You are being asked to treat pure corruption as normal, to shrug at a President personally profiting from a foreign gift the taxpayers paid to upgrade. In any other administration this would be the scandal that ends a presidency. With Trump, it’s Wednesday. abcnews.com/Politics/trump…

This is really stupid, and it’s not getting enough attention. The Trump administration is pulling a working $368 million ocean monitoring system out of the water, equipment taxpayers already bought, built, and sank into the deep ocean. And they are doing it right when the oceans are behaving in ways that alarm the scientists who study them. Record-breaking temperatures. A system of Atlantic currents that may be lurching toward collapse. The response? Yank out the instruments and walk away. That is not budgeting. That is smashing the gauges while the engine is on fire and calling it efficiency. For what? The Trump administration dressed it up as a “nimbler approach” and “smart lifecycle management,” which is fancy nonsense for “we shut it off and hoped nobody would ask why.” There is no return-on-investment analysis. They cannot show taxpayers save a dime, because the gear is already paid for and the science it produces protects real money and real lives. The kicker: the same people killing the monitors want to mine the deep sea for minerals. So they are destroying the only tools that could measure what that mining does. That is not an accident. That is the point. You cannot see the damage if you break the instruments first. cnn.com/2026/06/03/cli…

@savsyoung Interested 😁

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🟥 The illusion is over. The once great United States, is now officially a dictatorship. 🤷🏻‍♂️ ▪️ When a President uses state funds as his personal piggy bank, rewarding his followers with millions in taxpayer cash ▪️ When he corruptly funnels taxpayer money into his companies and trades stocks using his influence to advantage; ▪️ When he personally designs and builds NATIONAL monuments, in his image, without oversight; ▪️ When he uses the once sound justice system to punish his political enemies; ▪️ When he uses the nation's military to attack foreign nations because those attacks have PERSONAL strategic value to him; ▪️ When he designates left-leaning pressure groups as terrorist organizations ▪️ When he gets comedians and media personalities who criticize him, fired... And NOW - when President Donald Trump sits down for a prime-time interview on a major network like Fox News, interviewed by his OWN daughter-in-law, Lara Trump ... 👀 This is the kind of family-run, softball propaganda you usually see in authoritarian regimes, where the leader controls the message through relatives and friendly media, with zero tough questions. 🤷🏻‍♂️ Does America not realize what is happening?? The FOUNDERS are turning in their graves.

Trump had another mental health episode today and posted over 50 times online: 11:15 AM - Trump attacks judge who said he couldn’t put his name on the Kennedy Center 12:03 PM - Says he may perform and give a speech at the America 250 event instead of artists who cancelled 12:08 PM - Says Obama filled the Reflecting Pool with Garbage 12:09 PM - Attacks Biden 12:09 PM - Posts edited photo of Columbus Circle in DC with the caption “CLEAN” 12:10 PM - Attacks Biden again 12:11 PM - Posts AI photo of him and George Washington riding horses in front of the White House with a space shuttle and race car in the background 12:11 PM - Attacks Rosie O’Donnell 12:11 PM - Posts photo of him in front of the American flag 12:11 PM - Brags about his endorsed candidates winning 12:12 PM - Attack Obama and Biden over the reflecting pool 12:12 PM - Posts photo of him pointing at the camera 12:13 PM - Posts photo of the UFC event cage he’s building at the White House 12:13 PM - Posts an AI image of a “golden dome” for the White House 12:15 PM - Defends Jaxson Dart, calling him a “winner” and his critics “losers” 12:45 PM - Posts an AI image of him as a NY Knicks basketball player dunking on Governor Kathy Hochul 12:56 PM - Posts an AI image of him with Tom Brady 1:03 PM - Posts a garbage can labeling it “The Obama Presidential Library” 1:16 PM - Says America is back 1:16 PM - Says America is back again 1:16 PM - Says America is back for the 3rd time 1:55 PM - Posts an AI image of him golfing 2:55 PM - Says he’s in “excellent health” lol 3:17 PM - Promotes his Fox News interview with Lara Trump 4:33 PM - Attacks the Pope again 4:54 PM - Posts a weird image of him staring at Greenland (which he has posted already) 4:57 PM - Posts an AI image of the “drone port” he wants to build on top of the ballroom 5:33 PM - Attacks Biden 5:33 PM - Attacks Biden x2 5:34 PM - Attacks Biden x3 5:34 PM - Attacks Biden x4 5:34 PM - Attacks Biden x5 5:35 PM - Posts cartoon image of Governors Newsom, Pritzker, and Hochul saying they like crime (Trump is a felon) 5:36 PM - Posts meme about Republicans who voted to release the Epstein files losing their primaries 5:36 PM - Posts an old tweet of his where he attacks “disloyal” Republicans 5:37 PM - Posts an old tweet where he said he wants to stop the world from “killing itself” 5:37 PM - Posts a mock up of a “Trump Peace Prize” which may be the most useless peace prize known to man 5:37 PM - Posts a photo of a B-2 bomber with the caption “Trump energy 2026” 5:37 PM - Posts a photo of his face on Mount Rushmore 5:38 PM - Posts an image of him kissing the American flag (he’s the least patriotic president we’ve ever had) 5:39 PM - Compares himself to George Washington 5:39 PM - Says you were convinced to think a photo of a family sitting on a car is “evil” and billions were spent to do that (???) 5:50 PM - Says we should “physically audit” Fort Knox 5:50 PM - Posts an image of him cosplaying as a navy commander 5:51 PM - Posts another image of his face on Mount Rushmore 5:51 PM - Posts another photo of him and George Washington 6:09 PM - Attacks Biden again 6:09 PM - Attacks Biden x2 6:09 PM - Attacks Biden x3 6:09 PM - Posts an old photo of himself and King Charles 6:12 PM - Posts an old photo of himself and President XI in China 6:12 PM - Posts another photo of himself and President Xi 6:22 PM - Posts a photo of himself walking in China 6:48 PM - Says the U.S. should have a ballroom because China has one 7:03 PM - Says he wants to cancel his America 250 celebration and replace it with a MAGA rally 7:56 PM - Promotes Mark Levin’s show on Fox News 7:59 PM - Promotes his Fox News interview with Lara Trump All in one day. This man is not well. Impeachment and removal NOW.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. This is insane. Republicans are voiding elections that have already happened to change the maps to get the results they want. They're dismantling democracy.

$70B to bomb it $300B to fix it Taxpayers right now:

We're all full of microplastics at this point The good news is sauna is one of the best health interventions to detox them out. A proper sauna session looks like this: - No polyester (non-negotiable) - Cotton towels only - Wear cotton clothes only - Take niacin 60 minutes before - Take binders right before you step in - Activated charcoal, zeolite, or Pectasol grab the toxins as they come out, or they just recirculate - Scrape your skin while you sweat - Use a butter knife or gua-sha tool to move lymph and pull surface toxins off the skin instead of letting them sit - Rehydrate properly afterward with silica, sea salt, lemon, plus distilled water

Paxton vs. Talarico is a perfect microcosm of current American politics Paxton, who is currently being divorced for cheating on his wife, whose entire political career has been riddled with corruption and fraud, who is exactly the dirty bought-and-paid-for politician MAGA is constantly fear mongered about, has supporters nodding right along with him as he says “but Talarico is vegan” (he’s not) I hate this timeline

Hey @Grok, purely hypothetical, what is the *statistical probability* that 52,000 NEW voters suddenly appear in a primary and vote OVER 90% AGAINST the incumbent? One sentence max.

A mind-blowing-but-true fact about Trump's stock trading. Trump traded up to ~$700 million in stock in Q1 of 2026. The 535 Members of Congress made ~$635 million in trades in 2025. Trump bought and sold more stock in 3 months than all of Congress put together did in a year.