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“From West Memphis, Arkansas”

It’s only March and Teague hit us with a strong candidate for pause of the year for 2026 , twin turned 520 in the morning to 520 after dark only 5 mins into the show .

WE ARE POURING HONEY ON YOU BABY GOAT 🍯🐐

I didn’t expect that ending 😂🤣

JAQUAAN TREMANE HARPER 15 YEARS OLD AND HAS BEEN MISSING SINCE MARCH 19TH. HE WAS WEARING AN ALL BLACK WARM UP SUIT. IF YOU SEE HIM PLEASE CONTACT THE NORFOLK POLICE DEPARTMENT! OUR CHILDREN ARE AT RISK EVERYDAY! PLEASE STEP UP AND DO YOUR PART TO SAVE OUR CHILDREN!

Looking like Shooting Guard U.

This song is already in the running to be song of the summer 2026.

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

Bianca Belair pulling up on Zelina Vega mid stream at her house because she poisoned Montez Ford This is one of the funniest off sceeen moments in WWE history man. 😭😭😭😭😭

GUYS A BLACK WOMAN IN A STOCK CAR I REPEAT A BLACK WOMAN IN A STOCK CARRRRRRRRRRR

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen on the internet. Afroman had his house raided by Ohio Adam County deputies… who found absolutely nothing… broke his door, trashed his place, allegedly had $400 go missing… and then they refused to pay for the damages. So, like any reasonable rapper would do… He turned his home security footage into music videos, mocking them. And then, the deputies sued him for FOUR MILLION dollars… because they didn’t like being made fun of. And Afroman’s response? He dropped ANOTHER music video. In his own words: “Unconfidential informant lied to Police to get out of some trouble. Adam County Sherriff officers made a mistake by believing the lie. Raided my house, found nothing, refused to pay for the damages and filed a lawsuit against me, Afroman, for exercising my freedom of speech! This is me holding trial in one song. I hope you enjoy it.” They said his videos “ridiculed” them… so he decided to show them what that actually looks like. And the best part? A jury basically said… yeah… you don’t get to raid someone’s home, end up in their surveillance footage, and then cry because they used it to make fun of you.

🚨Casemiro on Manchester United fans asking for one more year: “I wish I had started my career here. The love from these fans is something else… Raphaël Varane told me about it, but I didn’t truly understand it until I arrived. Honestly, winning two League Cups here would mean more to me than all my Champions League titles with Real Madrid.(laughs)”

First 60-point game by a Laker since Kobe’s last game 🤝

Meanwhile, in America. Police raided rapper Afroman’s house. They didn’t charge him with anything, but they trashed his home and stole $400. He captured the raid on CCTV. He then dropped diss tracks roasting them. They sued him for defamation, and he won.

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Cam'ron breaks down the difference between being Black in America with money vs being white in America with money.Police locked up Sha'Carri Richardson and Dillon Brooks .But Vince McMahon doing 180mph on the freeway, caused car crash , high, he gets a slap on the wrist

Just a kid from West Memphis. RIP to a legend.

I would forever retweet a black family till it’s my turn.