Dad Bits

Part of marriage is asking another person if they have “any thoughts on dinner?” every day for the rest of your life.

You think you hate homework as a kid? Become a kid’s parent.

@hell_line0 @MsLisaM Sorry, men can be so dumb. She looks smart and strong, and like a hero to boys and girls everywhere. And nobody needs hair ties in zero gravity. Duh.

Men will literally look at a woman who is a mechanical engineer and an astronaut who has been in space longer than the other 3 male crew members COMBINED and is one of 4 people to be as far from earth as she has…then comment on what she looks like.

Whoever chose the new Alexa voice doesn’t have a teenage daughter. I keep expecting it to ask for 20 bucks and to borrow the car.

I didn’t know a word, but understood. #BadBunny

Everyone in the northeast shutting their garage like they live on Hoth tonight.

I wrote something. Go Bills. ruddybits.com/2026/01/just-m…

It’s the week when we get to blame our standard exhaustion on the clocks changing.

❤️ to L.A., but rooting for Canada 🇨🇦 tonight.

Should we give AI a few beers and see if that inhibits its ambitions and buys us some time?

Reflecting on backyard football games in the 80s/90s, the “Statue of Liberty” play was not nearly as genius or tricky as we thought. IYKYK.

I sure hope the rapture isn’t tomorrow, as I’ve got tickets for Sunday’s Bills game.

The FDA just announced a Cinnamon recall. Luckily, I bought the Cinnamon in my pantry 10 years ago. Phew!

When pigs can fly, I will definitely be ordering pig wings.

I really don’t care how many triangles are in that image. Really don’t.

Unless you are a world-class cyclist, the polka dot jersey is not flattering. Just saying.

Jurassic Park movies are like watching Three’s Company. At some point you’re like, Oh Jack, don’t do that.

Looks like Tour de France Unchained used AI to match dubbing to mouth movement and it is awful.

Me: “Alexa, play me songs by that new band The Killers.” Alexa: “The Killers were formed in 2001.” Me: “I knew that.” Alexa: “That’s not new.” Me: “Just play the Killers, please.”

Apparently, “Only Three Shopping Days ‘Till Father’s Day!” is not a thing people say.

Even in picking a Pope the ACC got snubbed.