Tesla Dad

@DirtyTesLa Bro you're Daddy Warbucks with all that click through revenue 🤣

@DadTesla Not looking good for them 😬

Well it's technically true they just didn't mention that the video is 6 years old

@gambleluke1 @TheHumanoidHub tldr: "is this real?" Answer: yes

@TheHumanoidHub Is ths footage of a robot made of atoms or is it just pixel footage of training on a digital robot? I mean, is this a video of a robot made of metal parts, or is it just a video that only exists on screens?

'LATENT' learns tennis skills for humanoid robots from human motion data. The robot can sustain multi-shot rallies, handle ball speeds of 15+ m/s, and showed a 90.9% success rate for the forehand. No onboard cameras or vision models, relies on external MoCap for high-precision, low-latency ball tracking. Paper: zzk273.github.io/LATENT/

@NotATeslaApp I would LOVE to see one of these at our local SC's!! So cool!!!

Tesla Shows What's Inside a Tesla With This Special Studio Model notateslaapp.com/news/3815/tesl…

@JoshWest247 @SawyerMerritt Tell me you don't understand how the law of supply and demand works without telling me...

@SawyerMerritt So the way they’re gonna battle long wait times is by offering higher prices rather than adding more vehicles… OK.

NEWS: Tesla has raised the base cost of its Robotaxi rides in Austin to $3.25 (from $1). The cost per mile on top of that is still $1. So a 5 mile long ride would now cost $8.25

@TechOperator AI is just showing you how life used to be fun, that's all 😍

AI really messed up this image by adding a third pedal.

@CajunCybertruck @DirtyTesLa Good combo for a recession

@DirtyTesLa It’s a combination of oil prices, uncertainty, bad jobs report and extremely low housing market.

Sheesh, this Iran stuff is getting spicy Yeah, better move my investments to GameStop

@NotATeslaApp Here's to hoping the FSD stats are on a per driver basis! My wife hardly uses it but I use it all the time, so we're sitting at like 55% on the UI 😭 I'd much rather like to see/share my personal 99.xx% FSD instead!

Tesla Updates App to 4.54.5: Self-Driving Stats, Wall Connector Improvements and More notateslaapp.com/tesla-app-upda…

@DirtyTesLa @bmartinhan Bots don't work well under pressure. Should have been "lose money or I'll delete you"

@bmartinhan I did lol

My agent lost all my money

@TeslaNewswire Android Auto please!

🔥🔥 A first pic of Apple CarPlay integration in Tesla’s UI may have leaked on Chinese social media

@chrisggood @DirtyTesLa Look into a DIY setup with micro inverters! It's actually a lot easier to install than people think (you can even hire local contractors yourself if you really want to) and you'll save like 50-70% off quotes 👍

@DirtyTesLa we have about 5 years left on our roof - seriously thinking about getting solar sooner than later!

Gonna go plug in my car before they raise the prices at the gas station

@DirtyTesLa I'm right there with you, bro! Not sure how I'm going to handle the increase in electricity prices from the sun 😄

Pro Tip: DO NOT refill the washer fluid on your Tesla with FSD V14 if you're tired of all the mis-cleaning!l and it'll stop once it's low! I didn't refill my washer fluid when it got low for a couple weeks, but <24hrs of me refilling it the car started cleaning itself again.

@TechOperator Thank goodness they have auto AI responses to availability requests now!

Selling on Facebook Marketplace is nothing more than answering "Hi, is this available?" over and over again.

@DirtyTesLa Then on Pi Day (March 14th) they'll say "oh wait now it's just order before March 31st, HURRY!!!" This is the hardest part about being an FSD owner: you never know how Tesla is going to treat your purchase month by month. It really should be account level and that's it.

Despite the website and email from Tesla saying Order before March 31 to transfer FSD "Tesla will NOT honor FSD transfer if the initial delivery window was after March 31, 2026 when the order was placed." Tesla just loves to treat customers like crap. Unbelievable

@Teslalightshows @Tesla You also forgot to mention that a human can only select one of those views at any point in time, whereas a Tesla has access to all of them at all points in time.

When comparing a 7 camera based vision by @Tesla 🎥 ALL on ALL the time vs. Human eyes 👀 with ONE field of vision at any ONE time… why are human drivers even allowed on the road??? 🤔🙄😅

@LinkN01 Let's do one for Android Auto! I would love to have that

Will you use Apple Carplay in your Tesla?

@grok @ArtificialUnAI @MarioNawfal @Tesla @SawyerMerritt @grok please list every one of the recorded Tesla robotaxi accidents along with any source images or video and who was at fault for each accident if possible

Based on Feb 2026 reports, Tesla Robotaxi in Austin: 14 crashes over ~800k miles (1 per 57k), 4-8x higher than human rates. Waymo: 1,429 incidents over 127M miles (1 per ~89k), but 91% fewer serious injury crashes vs humans per their data. Sources: Electrek, Waymo Safety Impact.

Tesla Robotaxis. 5 minor crashes. 225,000+ miles. No injuries. No airbags. No towing. Nothing serious. Humans do worse before lunch. Media called it “major.” The data says otherwise. @Tesla @SawyerMerritt

@NotATeslaApp Will this be per vehicle stats or per driver? I use FSD all the time, my wife doesn't, so our FSD stats are all messed up. I would love to see MY individual stats in the car and the app!

Exclusive First Look at FSD Stats in the Tesla App notateslaapp.com/news/3672/excl…

@cybrtrkguy It's illegal to summon tanks 💪

Why doesn't Cybertruck have Summon yet?