Dad Moves

My son & I just gashed a massive hole in our dry wall whilst executing a sick alley oop dunk, how’s your morning going?

low key fell off

@UziCryptoo I love it. Working in commission only environment 20yrs It’s black & white, you either put up numbers or you don’t I want the high score every year, it’s that simple I deliver large cabin private jets almost anywhere, even beyond the wall This is who you’re trading against..

My friend is in corporate sales Makes $350k a year Chill schedule Boats every weekend Home for lunch and dinner daily Lots of family time Very little stress Sales careers are criminally underrated Why aren’t more people doing this?!

@Eurohoopsnet gtfo EuroLeague is fantastic if anything, NBA needs to borrow a few pages from their book

NBA commissioner Adam Silver: "For the betterment of European basketball, the best outcome would be if we came together with the EuroLeague..."

@AndrewDBailey The Las Vegas Cacti (Horrible name tbh, I just have a thing for irregular plural nouns)

What would you name Las Vegas' NBA team?

⚡️ BREAKING NEWS: The Dallas Wings practice facility has been approved by the Dallas city council in a 13-2 vote. The Wings can now proceed in construction of the $81 million dollar practice facility. This is a monumental moment for the Dallas Wings organization.

@MavsStan41 Love it except for Christie not very good and you cannot rely on D-Live… gd Nico and his trash medical team turned Lively into Lord Larys

Not gonna lie man, a Kyrie, Christie, AJ Dybansta, Flagg, Lively lineup moves me.

😂😂😂

@NationMffl same energy

The Dallas Mavericks have now lost 12 consecutive games at home. Over two months.

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@amyknowsball It's similar to WWE wrestling When you grow up, you realize it's all scripted

The older you become, the less NBA you watch... I don't know why it is this way, but it is true

@bobbykaralla Last time a reporter asked Kidd about this he cussed them out! Team is run by fascists, reporter wasn't even being critical Local media needs to step up, ask again, and not be scared of dear leader Jason Mid Get me or literally any fan a press pass, watch what happens

Forcing Coop to bring the ball up the court into traps over and over again is a complete waste of time. What are we doing here?

@LegionHoops They haven't won a home game since Jan. 22nd Here's a video montage I put together of their last couple seasons...

The Mavericks have been eliminated from the playoffs in back-to-back seasons since trading Luka Doncic.

@statmuse 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Points in wins this March: 415 — Luka Doncic 250 — Dallas Mavericks

@Fullcourtpass @BannedMacMahon “You'll be the first one to always put something bad about me," - Luka to Tim MacMahon Tim is a damn stalker, it’s creepy. Writing gossip books about Luka, calling a 20-something year old “petulant.” Like, projection much? You’re a petulant shit and a half, go away

Luka Doncic argues with the refs more when he is frustrated with his personal life, per @BannedMacMahon "People with the Mavericks knew just based on who was in town, 'Hey, Luka's going to be volatile tonight’…. He goes at refs in particular when he's venting because he's really frustrated with other things. He's sometimes frustrated with things within the franchise. A lot of times it's stuff in his personal life.” (h/t @TheNBABase)

@statmuse Is this good?

Luka vs Magic: 33 PTS 5 REB 8 AST 4 STL Nine straight wins.

@Update_Centrals @WadexFlash This

@WadexFlash You do realize that nobody respects SGA (except for thunder fans) and Bam

SGA was playing in the 4Q with 3 minutes left while his team was up 20 so he can get to 40 points. But when Bam does it, the media made it seem like he committed a crime. Keep the same energy.

@NBA Is that good???

Luka during LA's 9-game winning streak: 40.0 PPG 8.4 RPG 7.4 APG He joins Wilt Chamberlain as the only players in NBA history to average 40+ PPG over a 9-game winning streak 🤯

@NickVanExit it’s the first win at home in two months

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