Daddy O

@Tim_Walz Your people call it Kangs

No kings.

@isabellasg3 The Harder you work the Luckier you get

This week I was at a wedding in Punta Cana. Me and my fiancé were the only ones waking up at 6am every single day to go to the gym. We didn't drink. We cooked our own food. We sat at the welcome party and watched everyone eat the pizza while we didn't touch it. People thought we were weird and too strict. Especially since we’re always the ones from the group who go to bed early. Wake up at 5. Give everyone a headache just by existing. And then someone walks up to me and goes “wow, you're so lucky." Lucky… I saw a clip this week of a podcaster responding to someone who told him he got lucky landing his gig. Over 1,300 scripts. Thousands of hours. Years of sacrifice. His response? "Yeah… it was luck." The thing is, discipline is invisible. People don't see the 5am alarms. They don't see you saying no to the sweets, the drinks, the pizza, the late nights. They just see the result and call it luck. But here's what nobody tells you: when you choose discipline in public, you become a reminder that they could choose differently too. And people lowkey hate that.

@Red_Watson Where’s she watching the rest of the tournament from?

How in the hell do they let her get away with this? #LSUvsDuke #WBB #KimMulkey #MarchMadness

@NoLimitGains I’m thinking when you’re vague enough people get pissed & comment feeding your algorithm

🚨 US oil prices just broke $100 a barrel. Are you thinking what I’m thinking?

@UziCryptoo Tying your net worth up in a house is kinda fuckin stupid

My wife & I own a $800k house My parents own a $1 million house Sister owns a $1.2 million house Brother owns a $500k condo We could sell them all Pool our money together Buy one massive house Share the expenses And help each other Why aren’t more families doing this? 🤔

@edengirl58 @oelma__ 👀

@oelma__ Orange juice.

Remove one item from this breakfast. What are you removing?

@oelma__ WTF are tomatoes doing here

@GamecocksShow Cheater, Meat Beater, & pumpkin eater

Folks, any ideas here?

😳🙏🏻

@marc_weems @stephaniemain2 Scotch & me are still good together

@Daddy_0_SC @stephaniemain2 Scotch

Oh vodka for me...what's yours?

@sasquatchvlogtv Linda can’t help

This gets me every time 🤣🤣🤣

@BrdgstoneArena They’ll have a gay ole time

Preds fans- Put your paws up! 🌈 We're celebrating PRIDE in Smashville tomorrow night, March 26, with appearances by Medium Build, The Cowgays, Brady Riley & more! 🏒 🎟️ bit.ly/3PsvIsg

@DschlopesIsBack Did they fix him a sandwich afterwards?

Is it bad that I’ve watched this 50 times now? 😂

Homie had 1 job

@cornbreadcowboi x.com/sadbucek/statu…

This is ten times better than that shit I saw last night #openingday

@bleednucksblue 0-162

The guy fucking up the anthem on Opening Day is the most Mets thing ever. We are so back.

@Mets DO BETTER. He played George Washington in some kinda play & can’t even sing the anthem