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@FischerKing64 Everything became wrestling. Crossfire and First Take come to mind in their specific realms.

The best part of professional wrestling was the commentators like Gene here, who had to stay in character pretending it’s all real. This is very similar to television political commentary - like the Sunday show people - except the wrestling guys were much better at it.

@JamieJigs @nickbateman33 Yea but his rent is due tomorrow

@nickbateman33 6 games to go bud

Tottenham is actually getting relegated 😹😹😹 Idek what to compare this to in American sports

@SabrinaAnnLynn Don’t kowtow to these losers.

my apologies i didn’t see this person with my eyes and couldn’t hear clearly. my reaction was pure confusion, sarcasm and not ill intended. could have handled it better! now i know what a Zaghrouta is! I welcome all cheers and yodels from here on out

@BreeInFrame @LewSpears Nah I’m gonna insult you if you do a weird move while I’m singing my songs. Either cheer with everyone else or sing along or stfu.

@LewSpears All you ditz muffins are missing the point! THAT wasn’t the issue! The issue was when she was told it was their culture and SHE DECIDED TO INSULT/BELITTLE IT by calling it weird. A simple thanks and redirecting the audience to calm is what a true performer would’ve done ✋🏾

Being annoyed that an audience member is interrupting a quiet moment of live performance is completely normal and fine. Should we allow people to do the haka in the middle of a ballet performance or play bagpipes during a movie because it’s their culture?

@KalleSorbo @michaelkvance Oh! Well if your brother is thriving they must be doing alright.

@michaelkvance I don’t know we were able to start one of the fastest growing sports networks in the country here. My brother is a thriving entrepreneur. Our wages are still ridiculously high compared to nation average and despite population loss state GDP is growing.

Denver is by all accounts the only city on earth with: -Teams in all four major American sports leagues -Thriving music and arts scene -An economy large enough for real enterprise and wealth building opportunity -Access to both Winter and Summer outdoor recreation with ease

@mastic_magpie @BlockClubCHI “This awesome thing actually fucking sucks” -your dumbass

@BlockClubCHI So, 10K of bad recordings full of reverb, mic noise, nearby people talking, etc.

From early Nirvana to Phish, a Chicago fan’s secret recordings of 10,000 shows are now online. blockclubchi.co/4t6zW7R

@grungepaste @NeilNevins Jfc dude 😂😂😂

@NeilNevins ROAST!? They SPOIL the nice juicy hobbitses with TERRIBLE RED FIRE????? NASTY Comedy Central they SPOIL master bagginses tasty flesh right in front of poor HUNGRY smeagol

I’m at the Comedy Central Roast of Bilbo Baggins. Gollum is shuffling up to the stage. The crowd is losing it. Bilbo didn’t know he’d be here.

@JacoMajor YDKB bro I don’t want to get shot

top 10 fastest growing economy, fastest dropping crime rate... Baltimore is your *last chance* to live the "boomer dream" and get the historic walkable city rowhouse for <300k in America. there are maybe *months* left.

@AmeliaRodrigJan The show is just not very funny. Except Gillis showed up. The only funny part is when dudes will tell me to totally watch the show like I’m gonna catch up on 600 YouTube episodes of a weird comedy variety show.

Timmy no brakes 1st set on Kill tony.

@gift_picks24 @OptaSTATS @nuggets Shut the fuck up and enjoy the stat you weirdo Stan

@OptaSTATS @nuggets Let’s calm down 😂 he’s great but no way yall not taking into consideration the stats they give him…assists when the player he passes to does a whole iso package & takes 30 foot steps and seconds to score & it still gets credited as an assist. Luka/JB matter more to the team 🥱

There have been over 1.4 million total 10-game spans by players in NBA history, including playoffs. In none of them did a player have as many points, rebounds and assists as Nikola Jokić during the @nuggets' current 10-game winning streak (252 points, 145 rebounds, 127 assists).

@washingtonpost Stop infantalizing millennials dude it’s been a decade of this crap. It’s food in a bowl.

A new trend called “boy kibble” has emerged, inspired by dog food, featuring protein-rich meals popular with Gen Z men. Ground beef can be a solid starting point for a quick, nutritious meal. Here are some of our favorite recipes using it: wapo.st/4tB9QK2

@churrascooooo @upstatefederlst Project Hail Mary was really good so there’s that

im prepared, i dont give a fuck, i dont have a lot of money, i live in a jr 1 bedroom apartment, i have a fake job, my tax dollars all go to criminals from third world countries, there are schizo homeless everywhere, everything is expensive as fuck, all the houses are overvalued, texas is full of indians, my hometown is majority latino, the food is fake, the government is being run from tel aviv, the only way to make money is online prostitution, all cars suck, you cant get a decent meal anywhere, the pussy has been paywalled, analytics ruined sports, they dont make good movies anymore, the internet is just various forms of linkedin, video games suck, the quality of everything is terrible, books suck, minorities are constantly on speaker phone, the TSA lines are long, everywhere smells like weed, women bring their dogs everywhere, the garlic isnt as strong as it used to be, everywhere is flooded with LED lights... and on top of all of that, everyday i have to hear some SILICON VALLEY FAGGOT write SPOOKY CAPESHIT about "the dangers of AI" like i have ANYTHING TO LOSE

@Drangula @Variety people saying that a bad movie was bad isn’t manufactured

@Variety I'm amazed Paul Feig lumped the left-wing outrage over Sydney Sweeney's with the supposed right-wing outrage (probably manufactured) over his own female Ghostbusters movie. His doing so will probably start another outrage cycle.

#PaulFeig calls out the outrage over “stupid shit” in pop culture like Sydney Sweeney’s American Eagle campaign: “Unnecessary outrage is the biggest problem in our society right now,” he explained. “The female ‘Ghostbusters’ 10 years ago, you would’ve thought I launched an invasion of Iraq.”

@JonRose14148432 @ChristopherHale @Mediaite interesting. According to who?

@ChristopherHale @Mediaite What is this “Undersecretary of War” garbage? Why does this keep being used in the media? There is no such thing!

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@mousepuppyy Yep

when you right click copy and paste something does it ever feel like your mouse is pregnant with information. or is that just me

@VeritableConX @Bwilly90 @our_decay Holy shit buddy you’re the toughest guy on twitter

@Bwilly90 @our_decay Yeah your job on a law school exam isn’t to be a fucking Supreme Court justice and invent law it’s to apply the law to a difficult set of facts 💀

Pro tip: you don't actually have to study for law exams. On the exam, simply derive the laws from reason and first principles and then apply them to the facts.

@tsutton94 @Oh_Katie_Babie @BarstoolNate Got great news for you about baseball

@Oh_Katie_Babie @BarstoolNate Fighting with facemasks seems dumb. Fighting in baseball or golf much better idea

My hottest sports take is if you don't get 2 feet down on the field with the ball in your glove then it should be a HR. Ppl are gonna yell at me but this is no different than a WR jumping while in bounds and catching the ball out of bounds.

@BarstoolNate Your example is actually very flawed because a WR catching the ball is an offensive play. Creating uccessful offense always has a higher burden of proof than defense, because the defense’s only job is to prevent successful offense and doesn’t have to create anything.

@BarstoolNate @EricGuelfi It didn’t land safely on the ground, which constitutes a hit. A home run taxonomically falls under the category of “hit.” If the fielder catches it, it can’t be a hit and thus can’t be a home run.

@EricGuelfi And I could reply “did the ball stay in the park or did it go over the outfield fence?”. Works both ways.

@themeparksdaily @MattDodgers0117 @_nateschwartz Not really the issue at play here

@MattDodgers0117 @_nateschwartz How do we know he even held onto the ball?

I will die on the hill if you end up on the other side of the wall with the ball, that should be a HR. you didn’t prevent the ball from clearing the fence