casual sufferer

Who milks the milkmen

Thought these were magic cards for a good fee seconds

My account is unlocked finally so here is a thread of the chocolate i made from the cacao pod :)

Arwen shoulda summoned this bad boy to plow down a couple of Nazgûl down the river

@NeilNevins ROAST!? They SPOIL the nice juicy hobbitses with TERRIBLE RED FIRE????? NASTY Comedy Central they SPOIL master bagginses tasty flesh right in front of poor HUNGRY smeagol

I’m at the Comedy Central Roast of Bilbo Baggins. Gollum is shuffling up to the stage. The crowd is losing it. Bilbo didn’t know he’d be here.

BASEBALL YURI (1/5)

@yumtapwater They got rid of this line in the 3d remake of this movie which was truly the final blow for a movie which despite being essentially just a grotesque extruded duplicate of the original also felt the need to remove all beauty and character from its predecessor

I remember seeing The Pokémon Movie in the theater as a kid. There's a line in the movie where Ash mentions the Minnesota Vikings for some reason(?) and the whole theater cheered

@ih8may Biblical levels of greed.. save some droplet and legs fo the rest of us

the droplet drinker is back…… 🔥

Im going to GET you and then hold you up like this for all to see

This is the best vending machine I’ve ever seen

Early morning sunrise swim 😜

@seattleiminyou Why is he existing outside of the context

I saw this duck today he was so cunty

New bullshit just dropped

Actually it’s Ms. Bombastic now

Trying to disguise myself as a log to ambush my next tree victim

@GatGirlie Girl im bored lets lower mercer island property values

I love my city dog, can’t wait to go to Mercer island to do the fenty fold

My angel of music:

@blodgrevinnen Oooh i wanna do the lookout hike so bad have u done that one

park butte lookout trail

@VeinRichard Hello fud sang 🫣

I'm trying to cultivate a Hello vibe