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@UmehWrites @yinkanubi Exactly as on my mind!

@yinkanubi This is just a fairy tale. There’s no way this is enforceable. Just build a new country and call it a prison cos over 90% of citizens will default. They should wake up from this dream!

This is a reminder that if you fail to file your PIT by the 31st of March 2026, you will be immediately owing the State you're resident in N100,000 for April 2026 and N50,000 for every month in default as penalty for non compliance. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

If you don't gerrit....Just forget about rit..

3pcs teabags in here and water still clear like this! @bokkumart your branded tea is called Ellon....which kind Ellon your own be nah?

@taadelodun What country precisely? Don't mixup up the UK & Nigeria under the same narrative. Context matters!

Omo! We have work to do in this country!

@OlaAkorin @ossaivictor1_ Dem never born who post am then

@ossaivictor1_ So you know even know it was sold 4 25#?

Them never born some of una when we dey buy this indomie 35 Naira

@Legah_tr_ Yes its available....in agura gberigbe

I’m looking for a 2 bedroom flat Budget: 200k Please where in Nigeria can i find one?

@Rxbremen I'm sure this is same with Konga 😕

Fun fact: since its inception in 2012 Jumia Nigeria and Jumia group (Africa) have never recorded profit in a year. This is its 14th year of operation. It’s been loss upon loss each year

@MrOlibaba Its now like the brick & mortar banks are for the billionaires while the fintechs are for......you gerrit?

Banks are losing money. Commercial banks are losing the retail market to fintechs and they're struggling to catch up. I mean it, if you know anyone working in a commercial bank as a marketer under retail they will tell you the pressure they're facing from management on account opening. Some have crazy targets of 30 daily account opening. The mass market have adopted Fintechs and this have deplicted the banks customer acquisition and liabilities. Fintechs are doing what banks failed to adopt. Nigerians have moved. With fintech app you can pay bills and get small cashbacks. Banks don’t offer that. You save money and see your interest upfront. No stories. You can open a Tier 3 account on your phone. No paperwork, no back and forth for KYC, no unnecessary limits. You can hold savings in dollars, euros, pounds. Your phone number can serve as your account number. You can access loans directly on the app without stress. Commercial banks have lost the retail market to Financial institutions.

@Benjaminxx @JORMUNGAND_rr You missed it!😫

@JORMUNGAND_rr It’s not possible for you to consume only 7 units for 2 months (61 Days)! A 5 bedroom duplex. Be truthfully for once and Fear God nau. Band B currently receives minimum 12 hours of light per day. DISCO and NERC should check your apartment for illegal Bypass and Energy Theft

The prepaid meter is so incredibly sweet. We had 110 units 2 months ago, today we have 103 units, imagine only 7 units were consumed in 2 months, I think we are band B, I am not sure, but for a 5 bedroom duplex that is so incredible. I want to give a special thanks to @officialABAT @RtHonSheriff and @BayoAdelabu, we would not have achieved this without you.

@Eneegmanuelllll Imagine those taking pictures with him 😔

Who cleared him of all Charges? I was in Justice Nwite's court today, and the confessional statement relating to the cocaine ish was played live in court. The video was about 30 minutes. He's far from being cleared. Don't mislead people.

@FLCabanaGirl @DHSgov I see what you did here

@DHSgov They say she was far from home. I would agree. Haiti is far away from the USA.

ICE had NOTHING to do with this woman’s death. She passed away THREE days after ICE encountered her. Following her arrest by local authorities for Terroristic Threats and Harassment, Daphy Michel, an illegal alien from Haiti, was encountered by ICE and placed in removal proceedings. ICE issued her an ICE ankle monitor and she was released from ICE custody on February 27. She was released with all of her belongings, including a fully charged phone, in sunny weather in the middle of Pittsburgh, where public transport is readily available.    On March 3, ICE received a notification that her ankle monitor had been tampered with. ICE officers traveled to her last known location on the GPS system: the county medical office. Upon arrival, local staff refused to cooperate or even talk with ICE federal law enforcement. Our officers instead had to call the U.S. Marshal’s service, who were let into the building and were given the severed ankle monitor. However, staff refused to even tell the U.S. Marshals about the individual’s condition.    ICE was never given official notification of her passing, and found out about her death via the media thanks to the local county’s refusal to even have a conversation with federal law enforcement.

@silverpenydr Okay take

To everyone who blocked me, muted me, ignored my tweets, or called me a fraud because of the 20M donation from Don Jazzy, despite knowing my intentions here have always been to help people, I hold no grudges. Many of you pushed away likes of Davido and other celebrities from supporting the initiative, I give it to you , you have done well . I truly hope you sleep well at night . I wish you nothing but the best. And yes, I agree, since you believe you own the app, you can have it all to yourselves.

@Miss_Cosyy @Thebiglade Is your sim 6yrs old?

@Thebiglade My Samsung phone, 6 years and counting

Who can honestly say they've had the same phone number for the last five years??

@Thebiglade Over 18yrs now!

@Bigzaynabu Your mother fess snap picture as proof before rescuing her, right? Like y'all have trust issues or what?

My sister ceiling fell like 10mins ago 😭😭😭😭, my mother sent me this yo I’m crying right now 😭😭😭…! I hope she’s safe 🥹…?

@Vickykraftiesss Please can you help read Nigeria? So we can buy what's necessary to fix it

Umbilical Oyedepo 2 days Tab Loratidine bds 5/7 Tab private ........5/7 Tab paradox 3/7 Tab tetracycline 500mg TDs Tab ibuprofen .....tds 5/7 You're welcome

@HEPHZIBAHr6 Wife will always say ooooooooooo whenever oga tin rise.....but oga can jus hold the house help even wen di tin nor rise and e go rise straight up. NO ooooooooooooo

What do men really want??

@ick_real Humanity 😫

What is stopping humanity from living peacefully together ??

@big_badda3 "You handed over the keys and documents" na driver's license? Are the documents needed to live in the house? You dey wyne?

In 2010, I bought a piece of land in FCT and later built a house on it with a lot of hard work and dedication. Before I traveled to Germany in 2015, I handed over the house keys and the documents to my uncle. I told him to move in with his wife and four children so they could live there comfortably and also help take care of the house until i returned to Nigeria. I trusted him completely bcos he's my family. I believed he would protect and manage my property, as if it were his own while i was away. For many years, I lived with peace of mind that my house was safe under his care. Not for a single moment did i imagine that anything strange or dishonest could ever happen concerning that property. Recently, I discovered that my house had been listed online and apparently sold and renovated without my knowledge or consent. When I saw this, I felt confused, and worried. bcos I never gave anyone permission to sell or make any decisions about my property. For the past few days, I have been trying everything possible to reach him. I have not been able to get in touch with him. The whole situation has left me deeply disturbed, and I honestly do not know what to think or what could have possibly happened.

@mrmikeMTL The greenwhitegreen

name a huge scam