Geronimo Jablomee

@stimmyaddict Steak on a cutting board is like smoking a cigar. It’s pretty sick until you take a photo of it. Once the photo’s up you’re just gay

@gunpolicy This is so disingenuous and intentionally misleading. The opinion concerns only semiautomatic weapons and was issued by a Biden appointed judge. She’s an embarrassment to NJ

The New Jersey Governor responds: "We will not back down from extreme, right-wing attempts to weaken the laws of New Jersey.”"

@TheBluelndian The tyler childers effect

Y’all can’t be for real. This sounds like utter dogshit 😭

@StanleyRob77 Only reason I didn’t assume their parents are funding it is because we’re all 25-27 years old. Figured once you get this old/finish grad school you age out of getting those kinds of trips from mom and dad. Pretty sick grad gift from your parents though

@Daheine1 I mean clearly their parents are funding it. My parents let me spend the summer in Europe with 10 kids in my frat as a graduation gift before starting work

It seems like everyone I know is taking a bar trip of some sort and I’m genuinely confused at how these people are affording it. You just went a whole school year + summer without getting paid and you’re going to Italy?

@stetsonslife Ain’t that the truth Stetson

@Daheine1 Some are bestowed with their father’s card residing in their wallet (mainly chicks)

What if Lebron starts seriously considering us and he looks up some VJ highlites from last year and he just goes "who is that play by play person??? I cant have her calling my final games. Cross off Philly"

Learning about Hank Williams Sr estate wasn’t on my bar prep bingo card

Wonder what this guy is up to

If you wear a double breasted suit and you’re not a retiree or a multimillionaire you’re probably a douchebag

Every six months I’m reminded they really just let anyone become a nurse

@ATabarrok Go fuck yourself

@huskermef Thought I was the only 9 rod enjoyer on this app #slotsman

This absolute slotted sticktician of purity is getting after it on his parents card, like all good sons do. So touse #ferda #rocketwheeler

On my way to bar prep blasting youngboy. The dichotomy of a fly white boy

@RevWSJohnson Architects is a ton of fun and was in great condition when I last play. Every hole looks to imitate an element from three different courses/architects

Proud to say I’ve played none of these courses

Definitely have a few more wears out of these

Only other people who make this face are MS-13 gang members after being sentenced to 25 to life. I can’t wait to see him in the slot

Putting my first MPRE score on my dating profile so the ladies know I’m a bad boy

@Grizz_wold Lmk when

Seems like a good spot for a Philly BV meet, any takers?

New wife blessed the kid for his birthday this weekend. Elite ball knowledge out of her. Shout out @BDraddy