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@StatsMaxer @InsideLucysHead It's from the TV show "Martin" and in the original joke it was Cletus or some other redneck name.

@InsideLucysHead How the heck do you even come up with something like this?

Sex with ghosts... A professor at Wayne State University in Detroit was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands. "Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands. "That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" About 15 students raise their hand. "Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" Three students raise their hands. "That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?" Way in the back, Hamid raises his hand. The professor takes off his glasses and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience." The Middle Eastern student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, "So, Hamad, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?" Hamad replied, "Shit, from way back there I thought you said Goats."

@JamieBonkiewicz @donwinslow Medbeds soon

Karoline Leavitt: “If you heard it from Trump, obviously it’s true.” Okay, then where is… • $2,000 tariff checks • $5,000 DOGE checks • 10% APR on credit cards • 1,500% cheaper prescriptions • Gas under $2 • Groceries getting cheaper • No more new wars • The Epstein files • The Greenland hospital ship

It's raining oil in Tehran. Wild times to be living in.

@Venkydotdev Thank you @grok

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@PoliticalLoonie @Tablesalt13 Check your receipt. Protein drinks are about $40 each × 3 = ~$120 Milk maybe $6–7 each × 3 = ~$20 Tuna maybe ~$30 (I don't ever buy these) Protein bars maybe ~$20 each That still doesn’t get anywhere close to $560. What else is in your cart? Something jacked the price high.

@Tablesalt13 Not just beef. But a few weeks ago at Costco in Edmonton, this cart cost $560. That used to get you 2 full carts at Costco. Canada has failed.

🚨Canadians -- Can you post the MOST ridiculous steak/beef prices youve taken a photo of in the comments below, with the general location?? (not flyer images please) I want to see how bad this really is.

@RepNancyMace Bring in the prison guards on duty the night Epstien died.

Tomorrow I will move to subpoena Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick before the Oversight Committee. He has questions to answer about his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein. We will bring in anyone to answer our questions. Who's next?

@3YearLetterman They invented insulin

I literally cannot name one thing that Spain 🇵🇹 does better than America

@thevivafrei @grok fact check him

People really need to stop asking Grok if something is real, and then relying on that answer as though Grok is accurate.

@NancyMace Today I learned Hilary Clinton is Howard Lutnick

Hillary Clinton denied seeking funds from Jeffrey Epstein in her deposition - yet emails showed Howard Lutnick sought funds for Hillary from Jeffrey Epstein. She lost her sh*t when I asked about it.

@boxmining Because we love war.

Why did crypto pump Wrong answers only

@mephXBT Probably Donald Trump

if your mom asked you to show someone from crypto, who would you show? threadguy looks like a bum (no offense) frank is indian (my mom is kinda racist) orangie looks like a twink bro idk who to show

@3YearLetterman They invented insulin.

I literally cannot name one thing that Iran 🇮🇶 does better than America

@gator_gum Cognitive dissonance.

RW Influencers are not tweeting about Carney getting a good deal for Canada and our canola industry. They're not talking about Poilievre flying to Europe because they attacked Carney for doing so. They're not talking about the polls because Poilievre is getting trounced. They're not talking about Epstein victims, nor Trump's name and pictures with Epstein. No, they're spamming out pictures of Carney at a music festival. This how desperate they've become. Carney is absolutely trouncing them and it's never been more clear.

@rushicrypto Freedom

Sooo can someone explain to me what’s the reason America is about to go to war with Iran? What are we trying to gain

@3YearLetterman Canadians have insulin to heat there homes.

Ways in which America is superior to Canada, based on stats: 1. The average American lives 12 years longer than the average Canadian 2. The average American IQ is almost 100, which is the highest score possible. The average Canadian IQ is 68 3. The average American makes $100,000 more than the average Canadian annually 4. 90% of NHL players are American. 10% are Canadian

@Martyupnorth 30 guys turned in 7200 signatures and your signature station is the most popular one in the Calgary area. Thats just one month. That's crazy. How many more months to go?

Update on my signature collection efforts. P.S. 200,000 signature collection sheets have been issued to Canvassers. That's enough for 1 million signatures. Therefore, if you have sheets, your job isn't over until you fill them and return them to your coordinator. That's it.

@StephenM I missed it but I assume he acknowledged the presence of the Epstein survivors and said he was going to make sure they see justice? Then he started naming off the co-conspirators?

BEST SOTU EVER!!!

@ScottJenningsKY @RoKhanna Howard Lutnick will be there too and he brought his own kids to the island!

Democrat @RoKhanna has completely lost the plot on the Epstein Files. In his fervor to smear President Trump, he has invited a woman who allegedly HELPED Epstein to be his special guest at the State of the Union. Did he even read the files?

@greg16676935420 Congrats on winning at baseball in 8th grade Greg.

Kinda makes me mad to see the USA men’s hockey team at the White House with President Trump When I won my baseball tournament in 8th grade the only people that congratulated me were my parents and my grandma

@AlbertaCanada60 What the heck?!?! They allow brown people at the mall. Can't wait to separate and make Alberta great again.

My wife and her friends went that big mall near Airdrie Alberta. In the middle of day. Many brown guys standing around doing nothing except staring at the women in the mall. All talking in a foreign language. WHY r immigrates, refugees and asylum seekers at the mall .