Harry G. Dong

Willmar Indians Fall Classic Tournament *4 Teams Double elimination We would like to invite teams to joins us for our first ever Fall Classic Tournament on September 13th, 14th *$200 entry fee per team to help with umps *Grand Prize: $1,000 for Winning Team *50/50 raffle

@BillyBabyUncle @HeadRichard6969 @Hayw00dJablow @JaxxWabasso @LouSassell_ @ErnieHammer97 @geraldheniv @FlipKovar69 @NewGermDutchmen @BoKnowsBall78 @RaymondRockets In the town of kandiyohi. Field already built! Chang you!

@HeadRichard6969 @Hayw00dJablow @JaxxWabasso @LouSassell_ @ErnieHammer97 @geraldheniv @FlipKovar69 @HarryGDong877 @NewGermDutchmen @BoKnowsBall78 @RaymondRockets Where would our home field be?!

🚨 Breaking News 🚨 It’s playoff time!

@Hayw00dJablow You clearly haven’t been to dilworth. It’s right down the highway from my asshole

Amateur field rankings 1. Jordan 2. Delano 3. Dassel 4. Dundas 5. Miesville 6. Cold Spring 7. Maple Lake 8. New Ulm 9. Avon 10. Watkins 11. New Ulm 12. St. Martin 13. Waconia 14. Belle Plaine 15. Bird Island 16. Irish Yard 17. Litch 18. Willmar 19. Cologne 20. Sartell 21. Hutch

@Hayw00dJablow @geraldheniv Goooo Waconia Lakers!

@geraldheniv I’m so glad that people like you are able to chirp these teams on Twitter. Can’t stand when we have some of those keyboard warriors that were going after our king THE HAMMER

Pack the bats — we’re headed to Waconia. Athletics vs. Lakers Tonight | 7:30 PM | Lions Field

@geraldheniv @DumontSaints @BensonPlowboys The @BensonPlowboys suck major cock

@DumontSaints Man oh man, don’t let the Saints get hot! Good win today gents, really fun game to watch. That’s a big win against a darn good squad. Those @BensonPlowboys were my sleeper pick to win it all and I still have them there. So I tip my cap to you guys! 🍻🍻

Saints get another one with a final score of 7-3 at Benson. Cottonwood comes to town for a 7:30 start on Friday and take on the Sartell Muskies at 4:00 in Clinton on Saturday.

@DaleSphinter58 Manny a great man. He circumcise me too. He don’t remember me either!

Just meet the many that circumcised me back in 82’ and he pretended to not remember me… come on Doc though we was boys!

@DaleSphinter58 I Ruv a snow bunny!

There are 2 things I admire in the spring. White women and the fresh smell of ass. Booty shorts make their debut this month! Get ready fellas 🔜 #getagrip #walkingthedog

@LHtua1971 Come back a nowwww. Harry G. Dong Miss youuuu!

Hi all, ive been gone on vacation with my family over the past week for our yearly trip in Orlando. Tried to get a picture for my daughter on the beach but I seemed to miss clicked. Happy to bless your eyes with my toes in the sand instead!

@Ltown_Orioles @Badboybutch69 I ruv 12 year olds!!

@Badboybutch69 We invite you to come to any home game 1 hour early to show us how it’s done rather than hiding behind a username that was created by a 12 year old #tarrifs

Sometimes watching twins baseball reminds me of the @Ltown_Orioles and all the errors they make. Put themselves in position to win a game and then choke it away. #townball #twinstalk #latinamerica #europe #politics #tariffs #blm #Crypto #SkiUMah Cheers 🍻 Butch

@DaleSphinter58 That my sister

What in tarnation is this specimen? Fellow American, we have a case that few can solve. Dale needs answers asap!🚨🚨#BlackEyedPeas #BlackandYellow

@DukeMBB Coopa Fragg bringu Dishonoru to high and mighty Duke!

@ZaccyRo1776 Big and dark, Mmmmm. Harry G Dong don’t discriminate, but American snow bunny better than big Dark. However, not a same story for my brother, Dick P. Dong. He ruvvvv himself a Big black Queen!!

Top 3 female artists right now 1. Lizzo 2. Big Dank 3. Remy Ma In that order! Chulo loves em big and dark!❤️👱🏿‍♀️

@DaleSphinter58 Shiny Object = Butt plug. Can Confoim. Sneaky sneaky governuh

No wonder the Twins got off to a bad start this year, they let Tampon Tim underhand the first pitch. I’m pretty sure I seen him pick up his butt plug after the girly toss. Can anyone confirm what that shiny object was? #NeedNewGov #HeLetItBurnToTheGround

@geraldheniv @Gbigtimeballer @ErnieHammer97 @DaleSphinter58 400!! Wow! That some big girls!!! 😹

@Gbigtimeballer @ErnieHammer97 @DaleSphinter58 Amen to that last part! I have seen @ErnieHammer97 with so damn many 400 plus girls it’s kind of disturbing! Ernie’s groin area is caved in from all those big ladies bouncing on his shit!🍻🍻

This morning at coffee the guys asked what the biggest difference is between being married and being single? I pondered even though there was a clear answer, I said when single you can get some whenever with whoever, but when married you’re tapping the same starfish once a month.

@geraldheniv @ErnieHammer97 @elrosa_saints 😹😹😹. Fat Hadley always at China Panda Buffet! Classic Fat Hadley😹😹😹

@ErnieHammer97 @elrosa_saints What? I didn’t know this happened! Typical Lrosa behavior! Bringing big ladies home from the bar, being fags and getting DWI’s! Manager Fat Hadley is on his way to his 10th DWI!! Can’t believe he can even get drunk with how much food he eats! Another losing season incoming!#LRosa

@ChopperBrewster @ErnieHammer97 @Gbigtimeballer What what!! Ernie hammer have best beef whistle! I need to stop taking illegal narcotics

@HarryGDong877 @ErnieHammer97 @Gbigtimeballer Harry, your memory is foggy. Ernie was getting hammered right next to you by the Thailandian Beef Whistle. That man was far from white.

What’s up with all these damn “Tornado” bats in the big leagues! FKN Horseshit!! The barrel keeps gettin lower and lower every year! The same way my standards get lower and lower every year! I’ll go low, however, never rock bottom! You’ll never catch me balls deep in Asian Zing!

@ChopperBrewster @ErnieHammer97 @Gbigtimeballer This true, I remember the days coming home from fields and getting hummer from beef whistler Ernie Hammer! He say to me “I hate my job” I say “I ruv dis job for you!!” Great beef whistle on dat white man!!

@ErnieHammer97 @Gbigtimeballer It should be noted that he was known as “The Thailandian Soup Can” on the west side of town, but, “The Thailandian Beef Whistle” to the rest of the world 🍻

@ChopperBrewster @geraldheniv Who is Spencer?!

@geraldheniv Live and you learn! Thats the name of the game!

Who knew you couldn’t test out the toys in store at Spencer’s? You live and you learn haha! #jacksonpdgotme

@geraldheniv @BlufftonIsMBA @BlufftonBraves @MinnBaseball @AtwaterChucker Oh great heavens!! I tink Harry G Dong is going to be sick to his stomach! Absolute disgusting!! They tell me this “land of opportunity” not “land of fucking a Child!” Hopefully Bluff-town get what they got coming! Japan they would pull your pants down and chop your Dykhoff!!

@HarryGDong877 @BlufftonIsMBA @BlufftonBraves @MinnBaseball Word around Jackson is that one of the players got caught trying to meet up with a 14 year old boy for sex! Kind of like the @AtwaterChucker situation. Thinking another ban may be coming!

Craving @BlufftonBraves baseball more than @MinnBaseball craves ruining Townball...