Damien

@_HitCockBottom Heathen

@MediocreJoker85 Butter me crumpets!

What is your favorite thing to say when something goes terribly wrong?

@MediocreJoker85 Under the bridge

You’re suddenly offered $1 million to sing a popular song, word for word, with absolutely zero room for error. You have no access to help, no time to rehearse, and the song must be around average length and word count, give or take. Which song are you singing?

@fesshole As one wood

My Dad got back in touch after 20 years, he was about to meet my wife who is pregnant with our first son, his first granchild, & an hour before meeting he cancelled as he forgot he was playing golf. So I text him, that I'm changing my surname to my wife's thus ending the linage.

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

@MediocreJoker85 Living the dream... one nightmare at a time

What’s a better way to say “living the dream,” after someone asks how you are?

@nicolehammond37 Done a 3x2mile interval session, then school run, now cooking a lamb dinner, then working a nightshift. Getting it done 💪😊👊

Happy Tuesday! Let’s crush today. 🔥 Just did a full body workout, going to work for 4 hours and then going to do some math homework and of course tacos for dinner. What are you up to?

Had a blast at the @CambridgeHalfUK yesterday. My fourth in a row at this amazing event and can't wait to don't again next year! #MedalMonday #runr

Get 2024 off to a Wonder-filled start! We’ve teamed up with Nintendo to give away a copy of Super Mario Bros. Wonder & a Mario edition OLED Switch. Repost for a chance to win! #sponsored 18+/ UK only/ T&Cs: bit.ly/3NXXTeY

@MediocreJoker85 I got a horse, his name is Mayo. Sometimes Mayo neighs.

Woah! We've hit a DADtastic milestone of 14K followers! 🎊 Thank you to all our pun-loving friends for the amazing support and cheesy chuckles. 🧀 Let's continue sharing the laughs and spreading the joy! 😄 #DadJokes #14KFollowers 🎈🎉

@TheRetroRoomRoo My shirt today says it all!

I've never seen Robocop, so I scooped the first two on VHS to give it a spin! 📼🤙 What do you think about Robocop?

I've been participating with Prolific since February and have taken part in plenty of interesting studies and earned some extra money. My favourite ones are those which use your camera to track eye movements as you read or complete visual tasks.

@NintendoStoreUK A Link to the past on SNES :) absolute classic!

In which game did you first discover Hyrule? Comment your answer and make sure you're following @NintendoStoreUK for a chance of winning 1 of 10 The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom Shikishi! Competition closes 12/05. T's and C's apply: ntdo.co.uk/601645Meo

@SWRetroComp @BinaryDinosaurs @ColonelFalcon @HereBeDragons3 @billysastard1 @spectrum48k @0xC0DE6502 @Retro_Computers @retrokatg Keep the plus 4, such fond childhood memories. Gift the spectrum, my friend had one of these. Throw away the Acorn as no one had one of those.

Today’s #RetroTrio offers you the #Sinclair #ZXSpectrum 128, #Acorn #Electron and #Commodore #Plus4. Which will you keep, gift to a friend and delete forever? #RetroComputing #ComputerHistory #RetroGaming #VideoGames

I'm on night shift, it's my birthday and I'm listening to @BBCRadio2 and I've heard @thebandGHOST played, I Love Ghost! Spillways is such an awesome track, play some more please @PhilWilliams

#Sar2667 impact, from Normandy countryside

Got It! How beautiful! #Sar2667 #Asteroid

@FerberPainting @itvnews Not sure what makes me angrier/sadder. The fact that a company would sell a product specifically to kill a harmless part of the ecosystem or that a market exists for such a vile product. I have never heard of hedgehogs being a nuisance to anyone! Who would buy this garbage?

@runnin_matt Same here! At 45, I can't believe how far my fitness has come in two years! When I was 20, I'd never have entertained the thought of a gym or running.