DammitGravity

@BleacherReport @gregauman @grok please convert this weight into equivalent Shilo Sanders

This is what nightmares are made of. Could easily be a comedy skit.

@KatKanada_TM At least these canucks have an actual king to protest unlike the idiots that just paraded down my street in San Antonio.

A No Kings/Anti ICE protest in Coal Harbour Vancouver. White boomers for socialism! 🤡 Enjoy! 🫠😂

@TiffanyFong At least he saved money on future tuition...

A 22-year-old spring breaker has died after twerking on top of a speeding Jeep before being hurled off in a drunken highway crash.

@Matt_Pinner Daryl Dragon

Name a famous captain

@DaphneKMorrow @HandyGingerGal

@DammitGravity @HandyGingerGal She wasn’t in sling blade Nice try though

It always rankled me that this woman was ever chosen as the love interest in a Batman movie.

@NoDMsPerfavore "Everything reminds me of her..."

I’m thinking one more cold snap then the bugs come out to play. WHAT’S THE WORST BUG BITE?

@DaphneKMorrow @HandyGingerGal

@HandyGingerGal Who is she paying off to get these jobs?

@NFL_DovKleiman Easy solution to poor tackling technique and offensive players lowering their heads:

This is awesome: NC State has fixed the guardian cap. The NFL needs to implement this immediately. Guardian caps don't need to be cringy. 🔥🔥🔥

@wcbett @HenpeckedHal No lie. Best sleep I've had in years.

@HenpeckedHal The propofol nap is fantastic though!

What if I told you that one day in your late 40s you’ll be forced to fast then drink something that makes you violently shit for 24-hours before a group of doctors drug you and shove a camera up your ass and the worst part of the whole experience is the way the drink tastes?

I mean I guess they could have her touch a retard the whole movie.

@CollinRugg It is brooms and tea kettles. Why is there even a men's category for this???

NEW: Canada men’s curling wins gold after being accused of cheating their way through the Winter Olympics. The team is now gloating, telling people who accuse them of cheating to get a picture of them hugging each other “burned into your brain.” “For anyone who called us cheaters, for anyone who said negative things about Marc Kennedy, about us, about Canada, about our families,” said Brad Jacobs. “I hope that the image of us standing on top of the podium, embracing one another, smiling ear to ear with our gold medals is burned into your brain forever.” In response to the cheating accusations, the team accused others of setting up cameras to catch them in the act.

@Intel_Dork Not sure if the sequence is out order or not. Seems kind of like a "chicken/egg" scenario....

@ncorreyna Well....OK then. Ma hyn yn ffycin dwp.

What the fuck is this?

Stop eating these 5 foods immediately unless you want a gut that hangs over your belt

@wendeeluvz KAOS

CLASH OF THE TITANS 🤣💯🤘🏼🔱 What’s your #LoveLife called?! 🤭♥️🎬

@Kaido44223 @Rothmus

@DammitGravity @Rothmus She is into men not women so there is no need to try and fix her

Brave 👏👏

@jonsaysx @GigaBasedDad @LibertyCappy Plus some Appalachia folk and Idaho militia thrown in for good measure. ..

@GigaBasedDad @LibertyCappy I wouldn’t sleep on yellow. Oil, lumber, crops, lots of guns. Red and orange would have their own mini civil wars within. Especially CA and Texas

Who would win?