Dan Comand

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Dan Comand

@DanComand

Computer Person

Toronto, Ontario Katılım Mayıs 2011

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maro@ProofofMaro·1 Mar

“Its a sign from the universe” no babe those are just targeted ads

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Shivani Patel@shivanijpatel·13 Oca

we all laughed at PMs and now it’s the only real job left

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Evy Kwong@EVYSTADIUM·2 Kas

THATS OUR ELDER MILLENNIAL

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Dan Comand@DanComand·18 Eyl

Me doing my speech that I wrote on the bus that morning.

Acyn@Acyn

Trump: Shakespeare, Tolkien, Orwell… incredible people. Unbelievable people like we have rarely seen before, probably won't see again.

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Dave Itzkoff@ditzkoff·25 Tem

were they also caught at a coldplay concert

Culture Crave 🍿@CultureCrave

Nintendo says Mario and Princess Peach are just 'good friends' who help each other out whenever they can

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Saurabh Kumar@drummatick·9 Tem

“still fixing the same bug, no updates from me”

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Dan Comand@DanComand·6 Haz

RT @TVietor08: Hopping on the phone with a bunch of reporters to how much you totally don’t care about your ex

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John Attridge@John_Attridge·15 May

"Why don't you read the books you already own before buying new books" why don't you eat all the food in the house before going shopping? That's what you sound like. That's how crazy you sound right now

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Nightmare Vision@GodCloseMyEyes·8 May

BREAKING: several hundred new papal ballots were just discovered in maricopa country

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Tim Hannan@TimHannan·6 Nis

Donald Trump is an 80 year old man that paints his face orange and cheats at golf. There’s no 8 dimensional chess game going on.

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Joseph Allen@j_g_allen·3 Nis

Now economists know how scientists felt when he said “inject bleach”

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Jonathan Lis@jonlis1·28 Şub

The difference between Vance and Rubio is that both of them are going to spend eternity in hell but only Rubio realises it

Kathryn Watson@kathrynw5

The contrast in body language between Vance and Rubio here

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terminally onλine εngineer@tekbog·27 Oca

i cant believe ChatGPT lost its job to AI

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grant👨🏻‍🦱@urdadssidepiece·9 Oca

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Pastor Kyle.@itsqail·14 Kas

If Taylor swift is real she’ll do a meet and greet inside queen and Spadina McDonald’s

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Christina Warren@film_girl·6 Kas

Once again: I hate it here.

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Alec MacGillis@AlecMacGillis·6 Kas

2024 campaign epitaph, regardless of outcome: "Old men are dangerous: it doesn't matter to them what is going to happen to the world."--George Bernard Shaw

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