Dan 𝙏𝙖𝙭𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙄𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙛𝙩 Behrman Esq🍍

The IRS is lying to you. The supreme Court has maintained from 1916 (1) to 2024 (2) that the income tax is an excise, not a direct tax. The IRS says that it's a direct tax (3) even though they quietly acknowledge their own website is not the rule of law (4). Links in 🧵

@bkaellner @alvinfoo Well that's one extra step ... Ask to break the $100

@alvinfoo Everyone knows if you withdraw $3,000 there won’t be any $10s 🤣

This old lady handed her bank card to the teller and said "I would like to withdraw $10". The teller told her "For withdrawals less than $100, Please use the ATM." The old lady wanted to know why... The teller returned her bank card and irritably told her "These are the rules, please leave if there is no further matter. There is a line of customers behind you." The old lady remained silent for a few seconds and handed her card back to the teller and said "Please help me withdraw all the money I have." The teller was astonished when she checked the account balance. She nodded her head, leaned down and respectfully told her "You have $300,000 in your account but the bank doesn't have that much cash currently. Could you make an appointment and come back again tomorrow.?" The old lady then asked how much she could withdraw immediately. The teller told her any amount up to $3000. "Well please let me have $3000 now." The teller kindly handed $3000 very friendly and with a smile to her. The old lady put $10 in her purse and asked the teller to deposit $2990 back into her account. The moral of this story is, Don't be difficult with old people, they spent a lifetime learning the skill.!!

@RpsAgainstTrump @rolandsmartin Why does he look like he's bent over a desk and getting paddled?

JUST IN: Trump’s handpicked Commission of Fine Arts approved a general design for a 24k gold commemorative coin for the U.S. 250th anniversary featuring Trump’s image. “I motion to approve this as presented, and with the strong encouragement that you make it as large as possible, all the way to three inches in diameter,” the commission’s vice chair, James McCrery, said. Separately, the Treasury has said it plans to issue a $1 Trump coin that the Commission of Fine Arts approved in January. Straight-up banana republic stuff.

@PecanC8 Wasnt hannibal a doctor?

Name a doctor you trust more than Dr. Jill Biden. My pick is Dr. Seuss. 😅

Yes, but the income tax we have now is not the same one that was unconstitutional, and SCOTUS ruled on the 16th that it didn't give congress new power, it further restricted them. The tax we have now is extremely limited but enforced on those who dont have to pay it through voluntary compliance, propaganda and a ruthless bureaucracy that usually follows the law for those who understand how to opt out.

Someone should listen to this man.

@uwutoowo1 Where can i watch this? Genuinely interested.

IN 90 MINUTES (6PM EST) we're gonna be testing a theoretical speaker build from the gigabrains on the DIYaudio subreddit, the Shitwoofer

@Hunter_Eagleman Can't rememoir.

“Where am I?” 🤣

@Matt_Pinner 2026 booster shots

What are these ?

@RT_com Newspeak

🍇 Jelly isn’t available. Peanut Butter and what…..?

@Chesschick01 In america you'd be charged with a felony. We used to be a proper country.

Reject modernity, embrace tradition.

Well I guess today I'm an AC repair man. 😑

Palm beach Pete 😂

@Tekeee Lots of cocaine 😎

Gold is crashing. Silver is crashing. Crypto is crashing. Stocks are crashing. The dollar is crashing. Real talk what should we buy now?

@therealqball @LPNational @beinlibertarian @LPofCal @LPFresnoCA @reason

What is a #Libertarian 🤔 Listen to my explanation on The Doug Bess #Podcast and let me know if you agree 👍🏾 #Vote #Wildstar2026 #Fresno #TikTok #videos

@FinancialPhys This works on people too ...

A monkey trap works by exploiting the animal's greed and refusal to let go, typically using a secured vessel with a hole just big enough for an open hand but too small for a clenched fist. The monkey grabs the bait inside and is unable to pull its hand out, becoming trapped b/c it won't release the prize —there’s a lesson here

If you would have asked me 2 days ago of Afroman porked Randy's wife, I would have said "no, its just a song". But after Randy's own testimony, I think it was true. Also someone should do a wellness check on Randy's wife BC he's probably beating her right now.

@Mlu__N2 Whered he get those power tools?

This was life before capitalism. I like that boulder. That’s a nice boulder.

@PoliceThePolic1 You can't pass an FST. They are designed to collect evidence "voluntarily" before an arrest when a cop has already decided to arrest you.

Was she drunk or were there 'ulterior motives'?! 😳

@IanCopeland5 Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

This is what Smallpox looked like in a world without vaccines. You've never seen such a thing. Know why? Because vaccines work...

@elonmusk Any human is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough

I don’t even smoke lol 💨