Dan J.

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Dan J.

Dan J.

@DanJ_83

Katılım Eylül 2011
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Dan J.
Dan J.@DanJ_83·
@AFMBlog I have 2 different buddy's who each had to buy new AC units in the past 3 years. Both were able to finance with 0 interest for around 4-5 years. Both new units have a 15 year warranty.
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JLP@AFMBlog·
My neighbor is replacing their HVAC system today. Their house is slightly bigger than ours. Total cost for everything: $34,000!!!!! What in the hell? He said they have tripled in cost since COVID. What a crock of crap.
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Dan J.@DanJ_83·
@ECalRx What is so special about a hanging baseball backpack?
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Álvaro J@jota_snchez·
Pedí prestados 50.000 a mi hermano y 50.000 a mi hermana para comprar una casa que costaba 97.000. Después de la compra, me sobraron 3.000. Le devolví 1.000 a mi hermano y 1.000 a mi hermana, y me quedé 1.000. Ahora le debo 49.000 a mi hermano y 49.000 a mi hermana. 49.000 + 49.000 = 98.000, más los 1.000 que me quedé son 99.000. ¿Dónde están los 1.000 que faltan?
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@NKCChief Right. I carry some cash, not a huge amount.
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NKCChief@NKCChief·
@DanJ_83 All credit card, all the time. Haven't carried cash in years.
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NKCChief@NKCChief·
$28 lunches, huh?
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Laken Adams@LakenAdams·
If you’re not down with #LSU, we got 2 words for you!
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I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸
Meet Shelby Campbell. She is a candidate for the Michigan Senate. She is a mother of two boys and chose to lip-sync and twerk as part of her campaign strategy. For bedroom decor, she used stoner-style flags, one reading “Pussy Power” and the other featuring a marijuana leaf and a “sexual” sign.
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Dan J.@DanJ_83·
@PJFOX8 It's the NBA, do we expect them to do better?
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P.J. ZIEGLER@PJFOX8·
You have a Game 7 in a major sport, the only Game 7 of the day, and you put your product on Amazon Prime. Great marketing, NBA.
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Dan J.@DanJ_83·
@luxemiaa Mint and can fish. I can't imagine.
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Mia♡@luxemiaa·
One time I was at work and realized I didn’t have a pad. I asked my coworker if she had one. She handed me one, I thanked her, and went to the bathroom. A few seconds after putting it on, I felt something I had never experienced in my life. It felt like my vagina was taking deep breaths. There was a sudden cool, tingling sensation that had me standing in the stall questioning every life choice that led me to that moment. I marched back to my desk and asked my coworker, “What is wrong with your pads? Why does it feel like my vagina is breathing?” She looked horrified. Then she remembered that a.........
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Corb💨💔✨@HeartBreakCorb·
WWE 2005-2006 Roster contracts got leaked.
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zach
zach@ZachNagel7·
Heavy stuff here from Tim Kurkjian on the late, great, Bobby Cox
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Baseball@mlbelites_·
Bobby Cox sent Leo Mazzone to the mound so he could tell Greg Maddux to walk Luis Gonzalez. Mad Dog refused to do it, and told Leo give him two pitches and he'll make Luis pop up to 3rd base. Two pitches later, a pop up to Chipper Jones at 3rd base 🤯
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Sopranos World
Sopranos World@SopranosWorld·
Happy Mudda’s Day
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NotKennyRogers
NotKennyRogers@NotKennyRogers·
205 years ago today, three brave Americans defeated El Guapo at the Battle of Santa Poco to give Mexico its independence. Happy Cinco de Mayo to all who celebrate.
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