Dansplaining

Mr. Hands 🤝 @LilNasX

@Polymarket the Dubai Chocolate-Industrial Complex pulling the strings all along

BREAKING: Pistachio prices surge to an eight-year high amid supply disruptions in Iran.

@kumxem Women are shopping

Misogyny check. Let your phone complete the sentence "Women are..."

@catgirlism5 That’s the straight of Hormuz

bro I’m from queens

@NightSkyToday Woah Vicky

If aliens visit us, who should be in charge of speaking on behalf of humanity?

it’s hole filling season

@MichaelRapaport Can’t WAIT to watch that Michael

This is Communism masked as Democratic Socialism. I will run this low life con man into the ground in debates during my run for Mayor of NYC in 2029

inshallah would you hide me?

@NormanDodd_knew @BasedTorba he said Allahu Akbar

Our country is just an amusement park and magic show for boomers

@swansonbenson0 you are 5000x more gay than straight

The penis and balls is 5000x more aesthetic than vagina Not gay. Just something ive noticed…

@officer_Lew 🤙

BREAKING🚨: Video footage emerging from the No Kings protest in Honolulu appears to show tourists attacking a man in ICE uniform, beating him unconscious and continuing to punch and kick him on the ground.

@sow413 @GraduatedBen we nuked you, why are you apologizing?

To my American friends, I want to speak from the heart, because this moment truly moved me as a Japanese citizen. When President Trump made that Pearl Harbor joke, it wasn’t just humor to us. It felt like a weight I’d carried my whole life was suddenly lifted. My chest tightened, and honestly, tears came close. For 80 long years, we Japanese have lived under a heavy shadow — the constant expectation to apologize, to reflect, to stay in “guilt mode.” Even though we’re the closest of allies, that old wound never fully healed. We felt bound by the past, by the Constitution America helped write for us, always a little smaller, always needing to prove we were sorry enough. But in that single joke, Trump did something powerful. He turned a painful history into a shared laugh between equals. It was like he was saying: “Hey, it was a long time ago. We’re good. Let’s move forward — as brothers.” No more endless atonement. No more living in the shadow of being the “former enemy.” The curse broke. Japan feels free to stand tall again. Right now, cherry blossoms are blooming beautifully all across Japan. 🌸 This spring, the sakura feels like a perfect symbol — a fresh beginning. Not two nations stuck in old roles, but true equals, proud brothers, shoulder to shoulder, ready to build the future together. To the American people: We don’t want to be subordinates forever. We want to be your real partners — strong, proud, and loyal. The kind of allies who ride or die together. Thank you, Mr. President. Thank you, America. The strongest alliance in the world is rising again — as equals, as brothers, forever. #PhoenixRising 🇯🇵🤝🇺🇸🌸

perfect encapsulation of the no kings protests

Amazon/Onlyfans seemingly just doxxed the home address of every creator with an amazon wishlist. The point of an amazon wishlist was to be a safe way to receive things in lieu of a P.o. box.

Fuck you, Mingo. I’m not helping you.

Another master piece by iran

@EricLDaugh which one is the robot?

🚨 JUST IN: First Lady Melania Trump just WALKED OUT with an American-built humanoid robot at the White House, for a Fostering the Future AI education event Classiest first lady ever 🇺🇸

Holy shit, Iran just released this video! What are we supposed to think about this?

@TomBuck Salmon married her

If someone argues that a former promiscuous woman is "damaged goods" and questions whether a Christian young man should marry her, remember Rahab. She was a Canaanite prostitute but became a mother in the lineage of Jesus. God redeemed her, cleansed her, and Salmon married her.

@go91444199 @Ronald_99_ @Mlu__N2 recipe?

@Ronald_99_ @Mlu__N2 You add the tip after you get your recipe…. Your actually so dumb

I really did not care for the way the host said "back of the line" . he was very rude.