Dan

Everyone who was in bed early, waking up to find out that Martin O’Neill is the Celtic manager.

“Where’s the green jacket?” “It’s on the yacht” 😂

Any winners knocking about boys? #TrainStopper 😂😂😂

@CelticFC For old times sake … cinched it lads 👍🏽

Denise could superboost me to wake up in the morning and I'd die in my sleep

Goodness me. Do not mess with UK Farmers. They are properly tooled up 😂

JUST IN: The parents of PGA tour golfer Grayson Murray have confirmed that their son took his own life. Murray took his life after he withdrew on Friday during the second round of the 2024 Charles Schwab Challenge. “We would like to thank the PGA Tour and the entire world of golf for the outpouring of support,” his parents said. “Life wasn't always easy for Grayson, and although he took his own life, we know he rests peacefully now.” Grayson previously opened up about his struggles and how it impacted his family. Heartbreaking.

@racingblogger @PJGrieve01 said his mum Will have you round for breakfast tomorrow x

🍳 Rate my Glasgow breakfast out of 🔟 Twitter...? 📍Cranachan. Glasgow. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 £13.95 for a full fry with bacon, egg, sausage, black pudding, beans, toast, potato scone, and mushrooms. - What's your thoughts on this Scottish scran...? 👀 #Breakfast #Glasgow #Foodie 🍳

Which way is it to Ayr Twitter? 😂

FULL-TIME: Ross County 3-2 Rangers

Welcome to the cinch. 😭

He's done it again! #CheltenhamFestival

This isn’t satire, an actual BBC News presenter got caught giving the middle finger live. Maryam Moshiri summing up the professionalism currently at the BBC.

“He’s harmless” I say as I take a fighting stance choking him with chains from a cruiseliners anchor just to make him stand still

🍀💚 #UCL

“Dad, tell me about the Wednesday night derby in February 2022”

@kennedybrodie1 Auld Naismith after the final whistle

Get it right up that smug looking cunt Naismith

Spanish Police will quite literally take on anyone