Daniel Roddick

Couldn’t get into my Starbucks app this morning. They insisted that I add a special character to my password. I went with: STAR123bucks.Ishmael.

@ColinJost Funny? Make one for standup? Or for Scarlett? “Comma La” just got me to thinking. Love you! Stork

This is my greatest honor. Saw so many great World Inferno shows back in the day. Hope to see you at Hallowmas 2020.

@flipphillips Flip, Yep, that’s my scrawl. Do remember that is a _lifetime_ membership! And… that is a pretty fine Frisbee name that you’ve got.

Please act on this today! Fight #plasticpollution by changing your ordering process to make #singleuse utensils, condiments, straws, and napkins “opt in” only. Will you follow @UberEats and hold the plastic? bit.ly/HoldThePlastic

Please act on this today! Fight #plasticpollution by changing your ordering process to make #singleuse utensils, condiments, straws, and napkins “opt in” only. Will you follow @UberEats and hold the plastic? bit.ly/HoldThePlastic

Watching a column of ants, going about their work. It’s interesting how little notice they pay to the bodies of their fallen comrades. I guess they are pretty much focused on keeping their little economy cooking along.

Finally, some good news. Apparently, as with fishing, the time spent sheltered in place at home is not being deducted from our allotted life span. Which is nice...

I’m a fan of the obscure as much as the next guy, but the fortune from last night’s cookie still has me a bit puzzled:

@oyaklug Ah, you've left aol. Shoot me your new email.

@MaxW8Roc OK, 2016 resolution to do better (something...)

@MaxW8Roc @JohnKerry Yeah, I'm really a pretty lame participant. Never feel like I have anything significant enough to post.

Tell @johnkerry that #1point5 requires real action to #keepitintheground by 2050: act.350.org/sign/commit-to…

@katiecouric All I really wanted for Christmas was to see the return of Matthew&Grace Huang. Thanks for your efforts on this bizarre case.

I did wake up this morning and realize that this may come down to Sterling v. Silver.

Well, I guess I should at least share a random thought once in a while. Probably irrelevant and/or irreverent. Fair warning.

@oyaklug it's a rare day that I don't think of something related to the MAN. We were lucky, indeed.

@jasoncollins34 Wonderfully said in SI. I wish you the peace and joy you deserve, and many more productive years on the court. A new fan.

@sameoldshannon Thanks!

@SarahKSilverman Saw you on Allegria,but you looked busy. Wanted to nominate your most profound tweet ever... I've retold it often...