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@bbcpress The JW decision is a shocker. Unbearable. Shame. Been watching for 20 odd years.

🪩 A new ballroom era begins! Emma Willis, Johannes Radebe and Josh Widdicombe are your new presenting trio for #Strictly Come Dancing 2026 Get all the info ➡️ bbc.in/49Rqj55

I don’t exactly have scientific data to support this, but I firmly believe that the sound of rain on the roof enhances the reading experience by at least 57%.

if you don't know how to end a poem you can just write BANG

@TheMighty_Spurs @FBAwayDays ‘Surveillance equipment’ 😂

@FBAwayDays I'm more interested in WHO paid for the expensive hotel & who paid for or hired the surveillance equipment because I doubt very much a Data analyst did all this and paid for it himself Also, there's rumours of being at least 2 other times they've done it This goes higher

Do you think Southampton should be kicked out of the Playoffs? 🤔

If I’ve learned anything from today it would be that Seth Rogan is an absolute dick-head. Disrespectful prick. #BAFTA

Swift SOS is urgently looking for more volunteer drivers across the #London area to help transport injured or grounded swifts, swallows & house martins to specialist rehabbers. 1/5

@StuartMaconie Still grateful you’ve popped back. Still listening to the Freak zone. Still enjoying Saturday and Sunday mornings from 8am. That kind of stuff….

So - hi!- I just dipped back in after a long time away and many of the coolest, nicest, most liberal people I know are all apparently still here. So (genuine question) what's the deal with Twitter now?

Hi @wessexwater have you seen these photos and issue regarding swallows being blocked from their nesting site? @Stephen47629998 can you tell @wessexwater the address so there is no doubt. And @wessexwater could you remove the mesh so the swallows can get back home?

@the_beeguy @majanovelist Protect the bees, folks.

As usual at this time of year we have people on worried about having a bumblebee ‘hive’ in their garden. ‘Are they dangerous?’ ‘Should I have them removed?’ ‘Will they be there forever?’ Here’s a quick #bumblebee #lifecycle thread to explain. Please #retweet for the #bees. 1/14

Thought of The Day.

@fesshole Been telling everyone I’m a nuclear physicist for years. Same. I mean, I work in Asda, but no mind….

Half-arsed my studies at Uni and rolled out with a distinctly average 2:2. According to my CV I got a strong 2:1. No one has ever checked. Almost as if it doesn't fucking matter.

@AliceYarr @dank_ackroyd And why is always that dead giveaway shitty stupid font and John West took what?

Losing my mind at this AI generated poster in my mates local shop. HEINZ CHUNBY PEAS. CHILL £ON CARNE. JOHN WEST TAKED CHUNS.

The kids are alright. Bravo. Awards all round, each and every one.

#eastenders yep. Thanks. First time in 15 years I’ve seen an episode and I end up sobbing on my cat. Congrats - you bastards.

@spectator 50% of this is bollocks. The other 50% may have been worth mentioning 40 years ago.

I know that from watching the BBC as a child, when two linguistic absurdities drove the seven-year-old me practically insane. One was the Blue Peter habit of referring to Sellotape as ‘sticky-backed plastic’, a phrase unspoken by anyone else in any other circumstances, except in parodies of BBC children’s programmes. Worse still was the practice of BBC continuity announcers maintaining the pretence that a cartoon which was obviously called Top Cat, which featured a theme song which made repeated reference to its protagonist as Top Cat…was somehow called Boss Cat. ✍️ Rory Sutherland Article | spectator.com/article/the-bb…

@jonhopswan Ha ha. Levels.

Fair enough, but can he eat 6 'Essential' Sausage Rolls at 1.05am whilst watching highlights of Walsall v. Harrogate? 🤔

Boney M dancing to the Countdown theme.

Oh no! Shame.

I need you to know there's an INCREDIBLE HULK episode where David Banner tries acid, freaks out, turns into the Hulk, and then beats everyone up while tripping balls 😅👏