MIAAverse,
With the Comets contest getting canceled today, I will be in charge of MIAA college GameDay. Question is which rivalry game do we go see and make official GameDay today. Hope vs Calvin or Alma vs Kzoo. Any suggestions help.
Best,
Johnny
Worst thing about every MIAA field
Adrian - nothing
Albion - where’s the bathroom?
Alma - it’s in Alma
Calvin - Great Wall of China as a lip
Hope - dugouts
Kalamazoo - do they play home games?
Olivet - don’t own a lawnmower
Trine - everything (heard new padding is cool)
Top 5 Criminals in the MIAA:
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5: Evan “megamind” schuster
4: Josiah “BBL Bandit” Long
3: Cole “Pedo” Temple
2: Christian “Piercings” Oliver
1: Mikey “Ott” Deluca
Congratulations to our nominees 🎉🎉
Top 5 MIAA player rankings for the upcoming Cuck Chair Association (CCA) season:
5: Jaiden “is it my turn yet?” Shufeldt-Alma
4: Ryan “virgin” Wiggins-Olivet
3: Cole “pussy” Temple-Trine
2: Ryar “Certified Seat Warmer” Reinhart-KZoo
1: Gavin “Mr. Ringside” White-Albion
Michigan playing to keep its Big Ten title hopes alive tonight and yet there are seats available in nearly every section, some as little as $5.
Fans gotta do better than that, IMO. This team has earned it.