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Daniel Galef

@DanielGalef

I write things. Sometimes people print them.

Φροντιστήριον Katılım Mart 2014
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Daniel Galef
Daniel Galef@DanielGalef·
Just signed the contract, so it's as official as it'll ever be until the issue is physically on the shelf*: My story "Chi Rho Lake Luau Album 1958" was just taken at Prairie Schooner! Celebrating thematically by traveling the entirety of the Oregon Trail and dying of dysentery.
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Typhoid Maury@GrahamSig·
I continue to be amazed by how lame author bios have gotten.
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Paul Graham
Paul Graham@paulg·
I have never knowingly finished reading an email signed by a human but written by AI. It feels like being lied to, and who would stand for that?
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Daniel Galef
Daniel Galef@DanielGalef·
@achewood @TristanSevers @xkcd A dozen or so poems in my first book are parodies! It's so much fun, and definitely (mostly) done out of love. Have you ever parodied him back?
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Azathoth Liberation Front
Azathoth Liberation Front@TristanSevers·
"Dead" panels and walls of text actually serve a very important pacing role in comic strips, though one that is often obscured by rigid adherence to the newspaper strip panel count. The best web cartoonist at pacing is IME Anthony Clark.
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Daniel Galef
Daniel Galef@DanielGalef·
conspiracy theory: igor stravinsky had two pairs of eyes
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precocious peter
precocious peter@w0rldmap·
Finished wordle, crossword, connections, spelling bee, strands and sudoku. Time to go to the liquor store
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Being Foolish
Being Foolish@Celadonblues·
@PrinceVogel reminds me of the story when Tim Leary was in jail they gave him a psych eval (that he designed previously) and he answered purposely in a way that got him assigned into min security prison and aided in his escape, heh
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Prince Vogelfrei 🐦‍⬛
Prince Vogelfrei 🐦‍⬛@PrinceVogel·
real geniuses score an exact 100 on the iq test, demonstrating their total command over their own confidence intervals while avoiding getting flagged by government "talent management" programs
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Dick Moves
Dick Moves@DickMoves1971·
@DanielGalef @tchoupastyle89 al copeland did name popeyes after popeye doyle but used/licensed the characters during the mid 70's thru greater part of the 80's
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C-A-M-I-L-L-E, just like the hurricane
C-A-M-I-L-L-E, just like the hurricane@tchoupastyle89·
My dad removed a light fixture in the kitchen & in doing so discovered that the old man who previously inhabited this house for 80 years used a Popeyes BOGO doubloon as a washer for one of the bolts holding the light in place. Unfortunately this expired on March 25, 1984 😟
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Daniel Galef
Daniel Galef@DanielGalef·
@Scrapnic the message is to drink not infrequently but highly irregularly
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Scrapnick@Scrapnic·
When I was an 8 y/o girlscout a police was lecturing us on alcohol use and alcoholism. He said ”Alcoholism is when someone drinks regularly” I said ”My parents like a glass of wine every Friday, are they alcoholics?” He looked me square in the eye and said ”Yes.”
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beef clapton: soldier of fortune
beef clapton: soldier of fortune@thetrompwner·
(beaming with pride): one 24oz beer to drink on the bus please cashier: i told you man you don't gotta tell me where you're drinking it
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Daniel Galef
Daniel Galef@DanielGalef·
@capybaroness seems sorta on you for not just pressing the "do the same thing but better" button from the start
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largest rodent
largest rodent@capybaroness·
recently learned that my rice cooker's "quick" setting cooks the rice exactly the same in half the time. leading me to wonder: why was it wasting my fucking time before
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bill wurtz
bill wurtz@billwurtz·
if you doubt there will be rain, that's a droubt
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Linguistic Discovery
Linguistic Discovery@lingdiscovery·
If you want to know more about the history of writing, this is my book rec for you! I think it’s the best history of writing for a general audience out there.
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