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@AO1865 @RockandGoal55 Our roads and provincial towns and cities are generally shit which puts a downer on the genuinely nice places that are tucked away off smaller roads

@RockandGoal55 I’ve seen more than enough of England to make a general consensus

The more you travel, the more you realise England is just one horrific, gigantic shithole.

@13Zombo13 @smarkreilly O yes all the snow we get . You seem German street or French streets ? They cope with cobbles

@smarkreilly SO great. Now try plowing snow on those bricks.

Pothole season is when our past greatness peaks through to taunt us.

@HistoryUpheld @peachylian @MarinaPurkiss I mean that’s slightly different isn’t it ?

@peachylian @MarinaPurkiss "He is legal though ey"

I hope caroline flack is burning in hell.

@RandomizedToxin @faith_vtch Air conditioning is terrible for your health

@faith_vtch Ohhh interesting! It could be a difference in the architecture of the house itself, I know American homes are built pretty differently from most of western Europe? I'm not actually sure what furnace fans mean in this context tho "^^

I grew up with a German parent, so imagine my surprise when I moved out and realized people do not open their windows. My roommates were SHOCKED when I would air the house out in the morning 😭 what do u mean youve never heard of air being stale

@Victorian__Dad @YouGov Yes and we need a good airforce too. Army less of an issue but shouldn’t be any smaller than we have now. And continued specialist is SAS and SBS

@YouGov It's the Navy. End of. Which is why current situation is so depressing

Which do you think is the most important branch of the armed forces for UK national security? Royal Air Force: 22% The Army: 21% Royal Navy: 16% Don't know: 41% Results link in replies

@Liathetrader @zoomyzoomm Thank you for your attention to this matter

@zoomyzoomm I personally don't like bulky overly muscular men. It's not sexy. I like lean.

Body standards are so ridiculously unfair How guys get attractive: > Chicken broccoli & brown rice 7x/week > Two hour gym sesh 6x/week > Single digit body fat > 1 hour cardio daily > Washboard abs > Not balding > Roids > Tall How girls get attractive: > Don’t eat like a whale

@DividendDrip Nearly exactly my situation. But you forget 5% employee pension contributions and student loans ;)

You earn £50,000 a year. Income tax takes £7,486 National Insurance takes £3,044 That leaves you £3,293 a month Rent or mortgage - £1,200 Council tax - £200 Energy - £140 Food - £400 Car and fuel - £350 You’re left with £1,003 a month £50k used to be a great salary.

@chloerxch @crewslover Fossil? 🤦

@crewslover imagine picking a 35-year-old fossil over dewsbury-hall in his prime. tuchel’s logic is a literal disaster and kiernan is being robbed.

everyone and their mother got called up but not the mister ballon dor😭😭😭😭

@JamesP728 Have you made all your deposits for the year ?

Big red day!!! My portfolio went down 1.7% (£3,543.23) 🔴 Current balance: £194,612.28 Don’t know about £200k, more like hello £190k 😂 How did everyone else do today?

@MrHarryCole Wow , what a stupid take

Honestly this pearl harbour thing is such a useful test. You either think it’s funny or you’re the problem.

@cqky @frenqanstein Why is your time set like that? Be real get 24hr

@frenqanstein i have shazam on my lock screen icl

British niggas don't shazam they be like what is that chune mate

@Dannyjokes You’re such a lame twat .

Things are Not Looking Good for the Female CEO ETF

@dr_shipmen @Landeur We know what scaffolders mean by gear

@Landeur Im a industrial scaffolder, no matter how scrappy I feel in the mornings or on a Monday, getting up and getting in a chain to pump some gear up the scaffold always makes you feel better. These people need physical exercise.

Immediately scrap this. Stop paying complete losers who are 'stressed'. Use that money to reduce levies on petrol for people who actually have jobs.

@IHateElectrics @PluginHyBrad I don’t know you sound pretty weird to me

@PluginHyBrad None they’re all fucking shite 👍🏽 I’ll stick to my lovely petrol thank you very much. Not a bot, just not a globalist EV believing weirdo.

I feel like I’m going insane. Electric makes THE MOST sense in a Rolls. They’ve worked for decades to make that V12 as smooth and quiet as possible, but electric is better in every metric. How the hell is ostentatious quiet luxury losing a fake culture war???

@cyprus_isles @GriftReport Almost like it was rehearsed

@GriftReport 🤣🤣🤣 that was seriously quick

Danny Dyer to his daughter: "The only thing in my moustache is your mother." 😂

@otigart 😍

Supermarket lift selfie … I feel bad I can’t BTFD. I hope it sells further so I can scoop at these sort of prices by the end of March 🙏🏻.

@UK_Compounder @DividendDrip Well 200 years ago 90% of people were not home owners

@DividendDrip It really is!.. that is almost equivalent to the UK average life expectancy 200 years ago lol... and now that's when people are buying houses. Mental.

Holy moly. The average first-time buyer age in the UK is 34! This is indicative of stagnant wages, fiscal drag, and inflation, amongst other things!

@CasinoCapital Are you retarded ? It clearly breaks down the cost . Not just bins is it

My council tax just passed £100 a week Seems a lot to get my bins emptied... 🤷‍♂️

@FergiesRolex @BenGrahamUK @BarwnCoch 1.55 at the supermarkets

I just paid £1.72 a litre for diesel. We’re sitting on oil and gas in the North Sea, and choosing not to use it. Instead we buy energy from abroad. Make it make sense.

@BenGrahamUK @BarwnCoch If you’re paying £1.72 you are retarded

@BarwnCoch We will have to agree to disagree @BarwnCoch