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Time taken to get picked: New Pope: 2 days Shedeur Sanders: 3 days

Stay humble 😘

"Ahoy. Have you seen this man?" "Arr! That's Handsome Pete. He dances for nickels. Pete, ye got some customers!"

👑 @KevinDeBruyne 👑

Here's some new radness for your ears, your eyeballs, and your brains.

Pep's reaction 🤩

No words needed.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! 🩵 2-1 🦁 #ManCity

God Bless You - Seinfeld youtu.be/xe7Vjjkbimo?si… via @YouTube @Danny_Heifetz @craighorlbeck

"God, he eats like a pig." "I don't know. Pigs tend to chew. I'd say he eats more like a duck."

"How was jerk practice, boy? Did they teach you how to sing to trees... and build crappy furniture out of useless wooden logs?" "Huh? D'oh! Stupid poetic justice!" "Actually, we were just planning the father-son river-rafting trip." "Heh-heh! You don't have a son."

What. A. Player. 👑

Peter Drury's commentary on Kevin De Bruyne is something I could listen to forever

Dear Manchester. 💙

Manchester City will bid an emotional farewell to Kevin De Bruyne this summer when his contract expires, bringing an end to a glittering 10-year period at the Club 🩵

"You, food bag, do you have a son?" "Yes, sir, I do." "And is he a constant disappointment? Does he bring home nitwits and make you talk to them?" "Oh, all the time. Have you ever heard of this kid Milhouse?"

FULL-TIME | Three points 🙌 🩵 2-0 🦊 #ManCity | @okx

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This is the busiest drinking day of the year. Where are the designated drivers?

Look at me! I'm the prime minister of lreland! #TheSimpsons