Mr Onion

@McDonaldsUK Advertises: The McCrispy on billboards, been out for years now. Even your last campaigns have only been a slight spin on existing menu items.....splipping @KFC_UKI Advertises: Cheese sauce Burger Pickle Burger And now.... The Daredevil Burger All in recent months

@DpdUkOfficial what is going on with the DPD app? Asks me to verify my email and the link takes me to my account in a web broser with no tracking activity. The app is stuck in this loop and I am unable to track anything in the app.

@tvlicensing So I want to cancel my tv license, you make it so I have to call and then keep me on hold for ages. You think I have time for this?!?!

@KFC_UKI Refund this order please. I ordered to the wrong location. I did not check in for this order.

@MasterChefUK whats with the N64 Goldeneye style music on tonights episode 😂

@NandosUK Well get it in all of them! 😂 Kind regards, Loyal Nandos Customer

@DanielRobe94975 Hey, this is currently only in selected trial restaurants ❤️

@NandosUK why is the chorizo starter not available at all Nandos. I'm noticing a distinct lack of it in the North of England

@ojfatz I've not seen it but I'm just listening to his sentencing now and I'm disgusted by his actions and how he has apparently always drove like this. I am a fan of hos music bit it will be forever tainted now Fucking idiot, he had a good thing going, could have had a nice life.

Nah Ghetts is an absolute twat I can’t believe that driving footage It’s actually disgusting

Great, so an RAF airbase in reach of attack from Iran doesn't have any air defenses. Once attacked it will send a ship that is still in dry dock in the UK and sail it to Cyprus. #BBCBreakfast

@Channel4News Haha, thats one way to bring all the millionaires back to the UK 😂

@DVLAgovuk Found this in the middle of the road otsde my house

@beverleyturner Seriously bored of the @tallymoney ad on @GBNEWS YouTube videos. I pay a premium subscription to @YouTube and have to constantly see that sh!tty ad.

@DarthK6 Yes

Would you vote Reform if an election was tomorrow?

@JDGyms It been 2 weeks since my first email. I want to change my email address.

@DanielRobe94975 Hey! 👋 Our team will get back to you as soon as possible on this. Please avoid submitting multiple requests to avoid any delay 💪

@JDGyms I've sent two emails now to you to ask for my email to be changed and had no reply. Please can someone make an effort to contact me.

@seatedskydiver As if selling the Chagos Islands is what needs to be done right now. Sort the country out! Never known a PM to back track on so many decisions and consistently make the wrong decisions. Utterly poor judgement with Mandelson.....IDIOT.

As a Veteran I can’t describe my loathing of this weak Cowardly man

@thegymkitchen Just had your lasagna, didnt taste too bad but almost every mouthful was gristly 😒

@solveRoyalmail How do I DM you? I have followed but cant see a way to private DM

@TLC Thankyou for bringing back @MockTheWeek. I couldn't beleive my eyes when S1 E1 wasn't an old re-run of the first ever episode and was actually a new series. @daraobriain @ReeceJames

@McDonaldsUK The world heist menu was a cop out of a campaign and so is the secret menu. You've not really created anything new, just used existing ingredients or added minor chamges to already exisiting items.