Analyst #3 -ish

Never figured out who the brother is or if there was ever an investigation, but feel free to check out the FB group I made & run. Millennial Wall Street bit.ly/3h5mdt3

it’s hole filling season

there are guys on here who don’t know how to cook themselves eggs trying to trade oil against Citadel

Photography. Get a starter mirrorless Nikon, Canon, or Sony.

Y’all very young, but there was a time when we used to spend money buying ringtones, and now I’ve had my phone on silent for like seven years.

I went to see Project Hail Mary. Great movie, I highly recommend it. The less you know about it going in, the better. Trust me. The guy in front of me in the theater brought his dog in to see the movie with him. I think it was a service animal. But the dog really seemed to be enjoying the movie, it was strange. So I said to the guy afterwards, "I know this is going to sound strange, but it seemed like your dog really enjoyed the movie." He said, "It is strange. He hated the book."

The Citrini analyst bartering for his speed boat:

Well, I’ll be damned. It finally happened.

We found this guy It was Analyst #3

@MichaelRedd_ I’m pretty sure this is a screenshot from the COVID years 🤣🤣🤣

Forget the analysis, never once has 22 miles in LA/Valley taken me 22 minutes. This must be a screenshot from midnight. 😂

@phil_hellmuth He won, you lost, get over it

Oh boy…

SpaceX

@compound248 Corporate Motto: For The Shareholders

Ngl, this is unbelievable reporting.

They built a literal mouse utopia — unlimited food, perfect shelter, no predators. What happened next should scare the hell out of us. At first, paradise. Mice bred rapidly, mothers cared for their young, males protected the group. Then, even with endless resources, everything collapsed. Aggression exploded in crowded zones. Mothers abandoned their pups. Cannibalism appeared. Birth rates plummeted. Some mice completely checked out — the “beautiful ones” — obsessively grooming themselves in isolation while society fell apart around them. The entire colony died off in what researcher John Calhoun called the “behavioral sink.” The Flagrant guys draw a chilling parallel to modern dense cities: abundant resources, yet rising tribalism, collapsing birth rates, social withdrawal, and people who have “everything” but feel profoundly disconnected. Even when they moved surviving mice to normal environments, the damage carried over generations. This isn’t just about mice. We’re watching the same patterns play out in real time — and we’re running out of time to course-correct. How close do you think we are to our own behavioral sink?

NEW: Over $50,000 has been raised for a Domino’s delivery driver who went out of his way to get his customer's Diet Coke when he realized that Domino's was out. 68-year-old Dan Simpson of Boise, Idaho has gone viral for his kind act. "[Dan] had stopped at the store himself to pick up Diet Coke for us. On a busy Friday night. During deliveries. Completely out of his own time and effort," the customers said on GoFundMe. "[Dan's] been working at Domino’s as a second job for 14 years… and he’s retiring in just a few weeks..." About $50,000 has been raised for Dan so far. Amazing. Video: katey_93 / tt.

When Bank of America wouldn’t let Jason take out $20K from his account for a Vegas trip… he decided it was time for a new financial partner. So he called three banks and asked each one to send him $10K in $2 bills. One delivered… and became his new bank. It’s the classic “Van Halen rider” test. If you still see Brown M&Ms in the proverbial bowl, the venue didn’t read your rider, and doesn’t really value your business. A vital lesson in picking your partners with diligence. (cc: @Jason, @Lons, @VanHalen, @BankOfAmerica)

If your first email ended in @ yahoo, @ hotmail, or @ msn… you have seniority on the internet.

This would make generations of men fit.