Daniel Wandrey

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Any hospital c suite. You’re job is “don’t kill the cash cow”

Woke up from a nightmare last night. My brain wouldn’t let me fall asleep until I wrote down this killer opening line: “In her defense, Carol had no way of knowing that the casserole would attain sentience.”

@christinexdude Did anyone else have the tape adapter that let you connect your cd Walkman to the car tape player? Used that for years!

HOW DID PEOPLE LISTEN TO MUSIC IN 1994?? Looking for specific devices!! I’m doin RESEARCH 🧐

@HavanaRama This reminds me of when my brothers ex farted while shopping. He walked up to where she stood & said, “Ew, these candles smell like shit.”

Was at an estate sale today and I farted and some dude behind me said "oowee! Smells like someone's cooking, we'll have to come back over for dinner!"

Based on my recent followers I’m getting REALLY popular with the ladies! Was it something I said?

@MadameDM_DND Me!

Shitty Character Idea: A Minnesotan Barbarian who uses a snow shovel as a great axe and “passive aggressives” instead of raging. “Ope—I’m just gonna take your head from your shoulders dontcha know?” #DnD

There’s a distinct sense of horror watching a GI bug march it’s way through your family 1 at a time while waiting for your own turn.

@theserfstv Having worked in a lot of hospitals I can tell you the people answering the phones are well meaning but have almost zero medical education. Also no one calls the hospital operator for a consultation. Have these people ever seen a doctor for anything real?

Matt Walsh and Chaya Raichik's "smoking gun" justification for the campaign of terror unleashed on Children's Hospitals is an audio recording with two different hospital receptionists who are trying to transfer them to the right department for more info. I kid you not

@LA_SassyPants When I was in HS I took a date to El Chico. My friend said, “what are you rich?!!”

@jdiannedotson You’re doing Gods work.

@SamHarrisOrg @pmarca Of course they should never had been antivacc in the first place, but they had GOOD REASONS to change their mind when people started dying. The complete disdain for his neighbors was a bit shocking, and I can't believe Sam didn't even question it. 3/3

@SamHarrisOrg @pmarca You don't think it might have something to do with coming face to face with a deadly pandemic? One of the biggest contributors to vaccine hesitancy in the last 20 years is how successful vaccines have been. People are scared of the MMR bc they've no idea what measles is like. 2/

13: I'm going to get a really cool car when im older & have my own family 30: I could probably live off my savings for 6 months without working & then just kill myself when I run out

It me!

If you are okay with having Muslim, Jewish and Hindu students sit through a Christian prayer in public school, and not okay with having Christian students sit through a Muslim, Jewish or Hindu prayer, then it’s NOT religious freedom- it’s religious oppression.

BREAKING: The Vatican calls out American pro-lifers for cherrypicking the Bible on abortion, reminds them that pro-life “also means being concerned about the mortality rates of women” who give birth and “defending life against the threat of firearms.” RT IF THE VATICAN IS RIGHT!

@jameslsutter I’m not a baby you’re a baby! 😂

@DanielWandrey Which is part of why I find this so fascinating! Coming from Seattle, I don't think I ever really encountered it past toddler-hood.

POLL: What did you call your parents as a teen? (I'm especially curious about the prevalence of "mommy/daddy" beyond early childhood.)