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@ah_wms @DaytrippingRed Haha how long do you think they train for per day. They kick the ball for most part using simple terms for recieving the balls etc.

@DaytrippingRed 10 months of hours most days spent on a multi-lingual training ground and discussing detailed tactics in another language. Mate, English is my own second language, you should hear my accent 🤣

He’s gone full Steve McLaren, the mouth breathing dickhead

@StreetwisestuV2 Fuck me, that's a trophy right there mate. You got those framed together.

The 98/99 season was some season to follow United in Europe. Brondby away was the only one I missed. I was 18 when we played Lodz. What a time to be a United fanatic 🇾🇪🇾🇪❤️❤️

@ABridgen Why reopen a huge camp to look after 4 people....😵‍💫

Health Minister Mark Butler says 6 passengers linked to the cruise ship hantavirus outbreak have returned to Australia spend up to 42 days in a reactivated COVID quarantine camp while undergoing PCR testing. PCR test can find anything anywhere at enough cycles Here we go again!

@TaraBull In the UK the service is baked in to the price. A tip is what it is - a tip. Non compulsory, even when added to the bill at 12.5%

"If you can't afford to tip, you can't afford to dine out." Thoughts?

@Lemonbriz Fixed and rigged.

🚨🎙️ Roy Keane on West Ham’s disallowed goal for a foul on Arsenal’s Goalkeeper David Raya "I tell ya what, that VAR decision is a complete and utter disgrace – an absolute joke! All season long Arsenal have been crowding the goalkeeper on set-pieces, pushing, shoving, blocking – it’s been their main tactic from day one. We saw it clear as day against us at Old Trafford when Saliba backed straight into Bayindir, stopped him from making a proper save, and they nicked a goal through Calafiori. Nothing given. Not a murmur. But now, in a massive title-deciding match against West Ham, when it doesn’t suit them... suddenly it’s a foul on Raya? Are you kidding me? What the hell are we even watching in this league anymore? It’s shameless, it’s embarrassing. At this rate just hand the title and the trophy over to Arsenal now, because it’s glaringly obvious what they’re trying to pull. Total, utter disgrace."

@mufcytp Pulling a hair band - instant red. Righto.

🗣️ Ex-PGMOL boss Keith Hackett on the elbow on Bruno vs Sunderland: “There is no doubt that the Sunderland player has used his arm illegally and in a reckless manner. So for me, a yellow card minimum. “The reason I have not moved to a red is because I feel it is lacking excessive force. “When making a decision on a red card for illegal use of the hand or arm, I look very carefully at whether the hand is clenched and whether there is a backward movement of the arm using the elbow as a weapon. “So, yellow card minimum, not red on this occasion, but very close.” [via Football Insider, TikTok]

@Scuderiascoop Giving up all that money.... Doubtful.

🚨| JUST IN: The end of an era could be near… Reports suggest Lewis Hamilton may announce his retirement from Formula 1 at Silverstone, with the 2026 season potentially marking his final chapter in the sport

@Olexio1 @ringmagazine Agree.

@Danmet007 @ringmagazine It’s Howard foster. Notorious for early stoppages. It’s obv he was instructed to give the home fighter every chance to win the fight.

FIGHT OF THE YEAR?! 😱 Highlights from Daniel Dubois’ comeback victory vs Fabio Wardley to become heavyweight champion again 🍿 #WardleyDubois on DAZN 📺

@iveunited @ColeUnited7 @mufcytp Agreed.

@ColeUnited7 @Danmet007 @mufcytp Nah, mate. They are consistently sabotaging us. When the same referee keeps making this unfair decision against us, we know they do it deliberately.

🗣️ Former PGMOL referee Mike Dean on Bruno being struck in the face: “There’s NOT a lot of force in it, but I don’t understand why the player would run back and put his arm in and just put himself at risk. “I’m not sure what’s happening — they’ve obviously had a look at it; they’re not doing anything, they’ve just had a chat with Fernandes and check complete. You run the risk with VAR; that could have gone either way.” Merson: “They didn’t even book him, Mike.” Dean: “Well, it’s May, isn’t it?” Lead presenter Simon Thomas: “What? It might be May for you, but the referee’s still got a job to do, hasn’t he?” [via MEN]

@AdamJoseph The club must refer this to the PGMOL. It's never ending this shit now.

Stuart Attwell is the referee, Peter Bankes is VAR. I am not exactly shocked nothing happens here. Apparently if you intentionally do this, it's fine. Thank god he didn't pull his hair, might have got suspended for three games.

@ABridgen 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

BREAKING: MSM says climate change is to blame for Hantavirus!!! 🙈 Of course it is , unless of course it’s ’the Russians’ !! cnn.com/2026/05/09/ame…

@WrestleOps 😂😂😂😂😂😂 this company are finished. Bring back taboo Tuesday

🚨 John Cena officially announces a new yearly event called ‘The John Cena Classic.’ Main roster talent and NXT talent will compete. A new Championship is also being introduced for it. The fans will vote to crown the Champion. And every participant, including the losers, can be voted the Champion by fans.

@BeanGre73226284 They checked it and said because they let the elbow off they let this go too. Email the PGMOL

Fucking needs a ban for this..cheating bastard

@ColeUnited7 @mufcytp Exactly!

@mufcytp There wasn’t any force in Martinez pulling a hair bobble!! The fucker was banned for 3 games!!

@Keir_Starmer @GordonBrown 😂😂😂😂🤡👌

Today I’m pleased to appoint @GordonBrown as my Special Envoy on Global Finance and Cooperation. As Britain’s longest-serving Chancellor, Gordon is well placed to work with our international allies to build a stronger Britain and boost our country’s security and resilience.

@juneslater17 @benhabib6 @RupertLowe10 Shut up June 😂

Besides today isn't about the fat cats It's about the ordinary men and women who have had enough of the system who had the balls to stand up and give it a go , at least try and change Britain. Subjected to unbelievable local hostilities, name calling, lies and media scrutiny changing their personal lives forever And all you can do is congratulate a man who never chastised his supporters for their racist behaviour towards you .. 🤦

What @RupertLowe10 and Great Yarmouth First/ Restore Britain have achieved in the local elections today is for me the stand out result of these local elections. From entering the race only a few weeks ago they have won their first seats with thumping majorities. This is political history in the making. I wholeheartedly congratulate him and his team. The people have spoken. All political parties, including Advance UK, must take note.

@RachelReevesMP Sorry to the colleagues, but not apologising to the public for letting them down. 😂👌🤡🍾

These are tough election results for Labour and I’m sorry to all of those colleagues who have lost their seats. Keir Starmer won a mandate to change our country. We must get on with delivering that mandate - and show how politics can improve people’s lives for the better.

@SamJDean 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

With respect to my colleagues in the football writing industry, I am stunned that Bruno Fernandes has been named FWA Footballer of the Year instead of Declan Rice. Rice has literally won more matches this season (35) than Fernandes has even played (34). telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

@FadeAwayMedia Shocking order.