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There’s more proof that Donald Trump is a pedophile than there is that Jesus rose from the dead.

Any Gen X peeps feeling a bit of unease watching this rocket get ready to take off? #artemis

@JDVance How many couches were SA’d in the making of this book?

I’ve been writing this book for a long time, and I’m honored to finally be able to share the full story with you all. Communion is about my personal journey and how I found my way back to faith. It will be available in June, but you can pre-order today: a.co/d/0cTpceI7

Schools were not forcing kids to have transgender surgery. Babies were not being aborted after they were born. Migrants were not crossing the border to vote for Kamala Harris. Donald Trump is a pathological liar and, if you believed this shit, you are a pathological dumbass.

If your religion tells you to forgive a pedophile pastor, but disown your gay child, your religion is shit.

@fvckerysprinkle Ok. Then your kids will turn out as dumb as you are. Nice flex.

So my daughter had a test and asked her teacher if she was going to grade them over the weekend so she could know her grade on Monday. Her teachers reply “I’m not spending my weekend grading papers.” Okay then.. moving forward my children will not spending their after school hours doing hours of homework. They will not spending their weekend working on projects. They can do that during school time then.

Hey Iran, Nice work hacking Kash Patel. Now do the Epstein Files. Please and thank you.

J.K. Rowling is a raging cunt who needs to get the fuck off the internet.

The wait is over… Trump’s “very special present” from Iran has been revealed.😆

the whales will not be watching the new hbo harry potter show. you might think this is because very few whales watch any television at all, but it is actually because jk rowling is a terf ass bitch

I don’t give a fuck that Trump keeps falling asleep. It’s the waking up part that really pisses me off. Just go toward the light already.

@Ivankatrumpne @UNIONMAN67871 Well said, Mark!

Actor Mark Ruffalo recently called Donald Trump “the worst human being in the world”. What would you like to say to Mark?

@EricLDaugh Which one is the robot?

🚨 JUST IN: First Lady Melania Trump just WALKED OUT with an American-built humanoid robot at the White House, for a Fostering the Future AI education event Classiest first lady ever 🇺🇸

Can we please just cancel Chappell Roan already so I can stop seeing her on my feed?

BREAKING: Democrat Emily Gregory wins Florida House District 87 special election, defeating Republican Jon Maples and flipping the seat from red to blue. This is the Mar-a-Lago district — Trump won it by 11 points in 2024 and heavily promoted Maples.

BREAKING: Democrat Brian Nathan will win the Florida State Senate District 14 special election, flipping the seat from red to blue. This is a district Donald Trump carried by 7 points in 2024. It’s also the second Florida seat Democrats have flipped tonight.

I believe Iran state media over my own government. How the fuck did we end up here? WTF?!?

If no one else wants to say it, I will: Stop calling it a TSA crisis. It’s not broken. It’s being broken on purpose. Project 2025, page 159. This is how control gets sold to the public. You better vote.