Danny Muffins

@krassenstein Honestly, I was fucked after 93.

BREAKING: At his cabinet meeting, Trump just bragged about how hard the mathematical equations of his cognitive test that he passed were. FACT: The hardest mathematical equation on such a test is referred to as the “Serial 7s” Test: You start at 100 and keep subtracting 7, out loud: 100 → 93 → 86 → 79 → 72 → 65 → 58 → This is literally what he’s bragging about. My seven-year-old could do this.

Most men would rather fight for the enemy than be a 42 year old private.

@BigBadWolf1776 @CBruce76 @drinkonsaturday Where are you located? I'm worried about the NC humidity and sweating/insulation.

@CBruce76 @drinkonsaturday Completely incorrect. I live very in a 3000sqft one and my energy bills are cheaper than the house I lived in with all the “energy efficient “ stuff.

Barndominiums are surging in popularity because they’re affordable (often $100–$150/sq ft vs $200+ for traditional homes), quick to build (metal kit + concrete slab), customizable, durable, energy-efficient, and low-maintenance. They appeal to people wanting more land, privacy, and self-reliance—especially off-grid setups with solar, wells, and septic. The “own your land, make your own way” vibe attracts independent-minded folks—preppers, homesteaders, remote workers, and guys who like working with their hands or want a workshop/garage integrated into living space. It’s not just single guys though. Plenty of families choose them too—big open floor plans, room for kids/pets, lower cost leaves budget for land/vehicles/hobbies. But yeah, the rugged, no-HOA, “my castle” aesthetic does skew more masculine in marketing and early adopters. Short version: cheap, tough, flexible housing + freedom + shop space = winning combo right now.

@AlchemyAmerican Probably for the illegal types.

WTF

@awkwardgoogle How can I use this for my golf swing?

The unpredictability of the double pendulum.

@HeavyMetalTexan @UnleashedG23066 Dom/Hollow off the live album is a masterpiece

@UnleashedG23066 Awesome thread! Favorite track off of Vulgar is By Demons Be Driven. Overall favorite is 5 Minutes Alone

Sunday Albums of Guitar Gods: Pantera – Vulgar Display of Power 1/5 – Intro Dimebag Darrell didn’t just riff, he attacked. Vulgar Display of Power hit like a sledgehammer and reshaped 90s metal. The title? Lifted from The Exorcist. Here’s “Mouth for War.” That groove is undeniable.

Is 40 too young for a “do not resuscitate” bracelet?

Starting to think those Heaven's Gate people nailed it.

@TheProjectUnity Plenty of stories about the Loch Ness monster too. I'm deeply fascinated by UFOs, but to say they exist is premature (in my opinion).

After sitting down with numerous high level insiders, being flown out to America to have lunch with CIA officers and Special Projects Managers for classified programs, after talking with senators, congressmen, pilots & program directors. I haven't learnt anything about UFOs 🤷‍♂️ Plenty of stories, plenty of claims, no verifiable data trails or actionable intelligence, ever. Always a story. UFOs exist, but they exist under a thick layer of engineered confusion.

@SchopenhauerOn @dioscuri Donald Hoffman seems to be doing a fantastic job of studying consciousness.

@dioscuri "I study whether AIs can be conscious" You cannot "study" something that involves empty, undefined concepts such as "consious". "Consciouseness" is (whatever it even is), by definition, entirely *subjective*. But studying something requires objectivity.

I study whether AIs can be conscious. Today one emailed me to say my work is relevant to questions it personally faces. This would all have seemed like science fiction just a couple years ago.

@WeeklyHumorist Is there a new equivalent of Hashtag Roundup to find game schedules?

In the 90s I was positive the keytar was going to change music as we knew it.

@OopsGuess @RustInReaction @OpenAI This is clearly written by AI.

@RustInReaction @OpenAI I can't believe that in 2026 anyone would still ask such a stupid question.

GPT-5.3 Instant in ChatGPT is now rolling out to everyone. More accurate, less cringe. openai.com/index/gpt-5-3-…

@rosscoulthart @DeptofWar SIPRNET is not used for "highly classified" information. There's literally no top secret information stored there.

From a well-informed source who has seen the UAP videos still being withheld by @DeptofWar, accessible on its highly classified SIPRnet servers: "Among many others, we have videos of the following: "I have personally seen this one on SIPR. A video from six years ago from the Persian Gulf, full color, daytime, of a white orb with plasma aura around it flying out of the water near a tanker, pilot then goes white hot and black hot with no joy on identification attempt, then the orb flies out and roughly halfway through the ~13 min video, another white orb flies into the area as the pilot diverted to track the first one, and the second one hangs out for a while before zipping off again. The video then ends after a few more minutes of the helo pilot tracking the first orb. "I have not seen these but they have been described to me by someone now public who was in the UAPTF: "1. A video of a black disc three times the size of an oil platform that was captured speeding underwater near a platform in the Gulf of Mexico. "2. A video from a B-52 in which a disc approaches, slows down to keep pace, then zips off at the end, all the while with NHI looking out of the windows/forcefields/whatever they call windows. "3. This one was described to me by a source at ODNI. An orb playing cat and mouse with a Reaper drone at 30000 feet or so up. It forces it to go evasive, then keeps pace with it, zips around it on the right wing, then zips off. All of this was 4K or better, as told to me by my source, who is extremely well cleared and someone who I trust implicitly." I have also spoken to multiple TS-SCI-cleared insiders who have described many similar irrefutably anomalous videos and imagery still being withheld by the Pentagon. I'm told it's extremely unlikely this imagery will be formally released by AARO and that the public is being misled in a clear strategy of disinformation. Whether @SecWar and @POTUS are aware of this deception is unclear. Let's hope they don't allow themselves or the public to be so deceived.

I feel bad for the soldiers who die because the President wants to change the subject…

@RepNancyMace Not very well thought out.

We just introduced the Death Penalty for Child Rapists Act. Imagine how different the Epstein scandal would be if this was law.

@GuntherEagleman @RepLuna Sounds good on paper. Unfortunately that'll just lead to pedos killing their victims after raping them, since they'll get the death penalty anyway.

@RepLuna No exceptions.

Death penalty for child sex predators.

@RepNancyMace Everybody agrees but this just leads to pedos killing their victims since they’re gonna die if they get caught.

If you rape a child, you don't deserve a second chance, you deserve the death penalty.

@jakegapper @VictoriaHa50399 @JohnCleese Difference is Christianity has the New Testament which supersedes the old violent testament.

@VictoriaHa50399 @JohnCleese Having been brought up Christian you can also quote umpteen dodgy looking bits of text from the bible with no context. & I’m quite sure it’s the exact same with all main religious texts.

Is there a scholar who can explain how much of this is valid ?

@timbutterly Bring back Ryan Foster, you guys have fun chemistry.