Daniel Byrd

@SStricklandMMA Meth

Whats harder than roofing? Being hunched over on a roof all day in summer 8 hours of 110 degrees. Fuck that..

Make women’s faces real again.

The 2026 FIFA World Cup was the largest sporting event in the history of the world, shattering previous attendance record by double digits. America- we got it done, ZERO major security incidents across our nation while we hosted the equivalent of 78 super bowls in 38 days, along with 40 base camps, endless fan zones, and celebrations in nearly every state. President Trump promised his administration would deliver the most safe, secure, and fun environment for FIFA. He started by establishing the White House FIFA Task Force some 16 months ago, and we got right to work. This FBI led the charge dedicating nearly 5,000 personnel to the effort out of HQ, field, and international offices - across 16 host cities. And, none of what we accomplished is possible without our federal, state and local partners who all put in the same relentless effort. It’s the largest resource dedication the FBI has EVER made for a any event. This FBI stood up a Joint Ops Center, International Police Coordination Center, Intelligence Coordination Center, and more - all from scratch- to collect and share intel in live time. We established the first ever counter-UAS drone school, training members of law enforcement from across the country for the World Cup- we seized over 700 drones near FIFA airspace. Whether it was UFC 250, SAIL 250, State Fair 250 or so many other events happening simultaneously- we DELIVERED the safest and most secure World Cup in history. President Trump's leadership set the course, he led the way, and this FBI and our partners rose to the challenge- thanks to all our partners, @FIFA @DHSgov @WHTaskForceFIFA and their Director Andrew Giuliani.

🚨 Sen. Lisa Murkowski (R-AK) is single-handedly blocking the SAVE America Act. She calls basic election integrity “too draconian” for remote Alaska voters — despite supporting voter ID in principle. While 90% of Republicans and 75% of Democrats want secure elections, Murkowski puts logistics excuses and federal overreach fears first. This isn’t overreach. It’s protecting future elections. California and others prove why we need it. Alaska deserves better. America demands secure elections. Primary Murkowski in 2028. #SAVEAct #ElectionIntegrity #PrimaryMurkowski #AmericaFirst

@LeahRain77 Yet people join and continue to join HOA’s!

This is happening in Jacksonville, Florida at a 55+ community. A 28-year-old girl was living there with her father who was ill when he passed. He gave the home to his daughter, and she wants to remain living in the community.. well the HOA has decided to enforce the 55 and over law, and is asking for $1000 from 155 members in the community to sue her to get her out of the neighborhood because she’s 28 years old, not 55+. In my opinion, this is despicable. These HOA‘s have way too much power. This sh!t has to stop.

@SStricklandMMA lol. Go to a competitive high school swim practice and tell me, if you don’t tap out, it’s feminine.

Most masculine sports in order from being a man to being a lady boy MMA Kickboxing boxing Wrestling Rugby Hockey Football Baseball<sport sucks though Lacrosse Tennis Soccer Golf Swimming Right or wrong?

Perfect

@JedediahBila @TheJoeySwoll

The feminist gym girl scam 👇 Step one: Sports bra and skin tight pants Step two: Set up a camera Step three: Do something to get attention Step four: If a man even glances at you or gets near you, post it on the internet and be a victim

Isn’t it weird how unsubsidized consumer goods like TVs, appliances, clothes, all get cheaper and cheaper…while anything government puts its hands on, healthcare, housing, food, tuition, cars, utilities…just gets more and more unaffordable? Oh well. Probably nothing.

@IfindRetards 😂

Mark Ruffalo is a massive gay retard.

What if I gave birth at an Olive Garden location? Is my baby entitled to a never-ending pasta pass?

@japan_nobunaga This is so true—avoid the stadium!

In America they told me the football game starts at 1 PM. I arrived at 1 PM. I was five hours late. The parking lot was already a city. A man had built a living room beside his truck. Not metaphorically. He had a couch. A television. A chandelier powered by a generator the size of a small horse. He was grilling enough meat to feed a village, and when I walked past he said, "You hungry?" I said I had not been invited. He looked at me the way you look at someone who has apologized for breathing. "Brother," he said. "You're here. That's the invitation." He handed me a plate. It was not a small plate. The brisket hung over the edges like a man sleeping in a bed he has outgrown. I ate it standing beside a stranger's couch in a parking lot in October, and it was among the finest meals of my life. A woman across the row had a tent, a smoker, a speaker system, and a flag so large it could have sheltered a family of five beneath it. She had been here since 6 AM. The game had not started. The game, I began to realize, was not the point. I asked the man what time he would go inside the stadium. He said, "Depends." I asked on what. He said, "On whether the ribs are done." I want to be clear. He had a ticket. He had driven four hours. He had assembled a small civilization from the back of a pickup truck. And he was considering not going to the game. Because the ribs were not ready. In Japan we tailgate nothing. We do not build living rooms in parking lots. We do not grill for strangers. We sit quietly on trains and think about whether we remembered to bow at the right angle. I have since attended eleven tailgates. I have never once cared who won the game. Nobody has. The game is inside the stadium. America is in the parking lot.

Why does Olive Garden hate married women?

Olive Garden implemented the SAVE America Act more quickly than the US Senate.

RINO Thom Tillis is so MAD about me calling him out for voting AGAINST the Save America Act that he’s talking about me on the Senate floor! 😂

Imagine this: you get paid by our tax dollars and you don’t even show up to do your job when it involves our tax dollars being stolen. Wtf are these people doing in office if they don’t even care about our money being stolen and wasted? They are simply working against us.

Real bored on a flight. Sipping water is gay... Carrying your little gay ass water bottle around with you just incase you get thirsty.. Gay as fuck bro real men just walk around dehydrated

@ScottPresler 🙌🏽

If our Republican Senate majority does NOT pass budget reconciliation 3.0 to include SAVE America Act funding, will you commit to helping me primary incumbent Senators in states like South Dakota, Oklahoma, & Alaska in 2028?

@japan_nobunaga I learned in fields

Be honest with me, Americans 🇺🇸 Do you actually let your kid drive on an empty parking lot at like 12 years old? In Japan, you can't even touch a steering wheel until you're 18. Not a joke. Not once. Not "just around the block." Never. But online, every American dad just goes "yeah I taught him on the farm truck when he was 10" like it's teaching him to ride a bike. So now I'm genuinely curious: How old were YOU the first time you actually drove a real car? Is this a rural thing? Or does this happen in cities too?

@TheBabylonBee 😂