Dan Stringer, SEC Pimp

.@jimcramer currently I own: - 0DTE oil put options -0DTE oil call options - $BYND - 5 corn cobs - $BIRD AM I DIVERSIFIED?

Scheffler every time #3MOpen

.@NoLayingUp @TronCarterNLU our guy is literally the weekend

BUMP! #3MOpen @Mike_kim714

@77cyko Tough but fair

59 watch @Mike_kim714

@MarkJCarney what does this even mean sir

the reason i won’t round up for charity is i hate poor people and children with cancer.

@NYCMayor Thank you for driving out economic success sir

If you have a second home in New York City worth more than $5M, check your mailbox when you’re back in the five boroughs — because you've got mail. Today, we sent notification letters to property owners, letting them know that our new pied-à-terre tax is coming soon. The best city in the world deserves the best parks, libraries, and schools in the world. That's only possible when we all pay our fair share.

@cbcwatcher I love his arrogance

Carney asked of his statement on the Gordie Howe Bridge "So was that a lie and were you downplaying your concessions to Trump?" Three minutes later, after the word-salad explanation "Could I have explained it better on a Sunday morning at Stampede. Yeah. With a cowboy hat on. Yes."

@schadjoe LOOOOOOOOOL

Statement from USA Today sports columnist Nancy Armour

@LiMeEv I'm not sure we want more of this cbc.ca/news/canada/ma…

I wish we were more like Manitoba. Smith and the UCP are hell bent on destroying our public healthcare.

@JensenHuang @nvidia Do circular transactions matter? $NVDA

For my first post, I’m sharing a letter @NVIDIA signed on why open models matter. AI will transform every industry, power every company, and be built by every country. Open models strengthen safety and cybersecurity, accelerate innovation and diffusion, and enable sovereignty. The world needs both frontier closed models and frontier open models. images.nvidia.com/pdf/Open-Weigh…

Bought some $MTY.TO and sold $EQNR

@jarvis_best Mob up!

Oh great. Caitlin Clark complained about not getting a foul and now her fans are ransacking my local Target. Absolutely ridiculous behavior 😡

@77cyko Now I love Nick Bosa

From 2004 to 2007, Caitlyn Clark murdered at least five black prostitutes in the Des Moines Iowa area.

@HollyBriden @AP Few

@AP Why did they need financial aid?

@NoLayingUp Mon Up!

@JoshYoung It really seems like paper and physical oil have a large discrepancy in pricing right now.

I got it wrong in May. I thought inventory declines would outweigh an obviously problematic ceasefire/MOU, which did not in fact hold, but did sent oil down $35 temporarily.

Sadly, the same pundits who were wrong on oil in January, March, April, and June are taking their latest victory laps, despite bearish forecasts last month. The more things change, the more they stay the same.