Dapper Dinosaur

@lunch_pail @thedailymemes_ You're talking about minimum-wage skills when you can't even type a simple two-line post without a spelling error. "just out the fries in the bag"?

@thedailymemes_ Minimum wage skills Minimum wage pay, just out the fries in the bag exactly how I requested and there won't be any issues

She kept it real.

@TheeDarkCircle This is clearly AI. That kind of violence would leave blood all over the place around the leg, the alligator CERTAINLY would have felt and reacted very strongly to that, the leg would have been a bloody mangled mess, and the whole thing being in shit-resolution is a big red flag.

Ate his mate's foot and ignoring like it was nothing 🐊

@jiyunaJP This is me in online tournaments. I keep getting hyped up on the streams when I do the early matches but then always fall apart in the back half, which means almost all of my losses are on stream. I'm cursed to be average.

The harsh reality of competing as a mid-level Fighting Game player: Round 1: Person who doesn’t own the game and entered for fun. Win 2-0. R2: Future EVO Champion. Lose 0-2. R3: Person whose first opponent DQ’d. Also doesn’t own the game. Win 2-0. R4: Ex-EVO Champion. Lose 0-2.

@AntiLeftMemes Every single protestor that stands in the street deserves to be run over and found at fault for any damage to any vehicle that doesn't put up with their shit. Absolutely no exceptions.

Who was in the right?? A. Driver B. Liberal Protestor

@TSM_Leffen Sure, when we can all admit that Warwick took more and harder nerfs than even Ekko did while never performing at anywhere near the level of The Four Horsemen. Yasuo is still utterly ridiculous in comparison.

its been long enough can we all admit yasuo getting shot in the head 12 times in a row and removing all his mix into making him a strike throw char with -15 normals and the worst assists in the game was maybe a little too much.

@fw_bigjay Wow, those guys are both absolutely pathetic fighters. They're so slow.

Restaurant owner was not messing around with bullies

@drumpfisinsane @realMaalouf As another commenter pointed out, he still had the knife in his hand and was doing everything he could possibly do to keep it. He was not surrendering, he was resisting with a deadly weapon. That's why the one cop on the left is posturing like that, to avoid a knife jab.

@realMaalouf No matter how evil the guy is there’s no excuse for that level of police brutality. He didn’t pose a threat from where he was and all they needed to do was get him to drop the knife and cuff him.

The Muslim community in the UK is outraged at the way police detained the 45-year-old Muslim immigrant who stabbed two Jewish people in London this morning. According to them, officers used excessive force in a ‘dehumanizing’ and ‘Islamophobic’ manner.

@spacersbackup @GREEN_T00F @2XKOIntel He's kind of right in the sense that, depending on who you play, you COULD use two characters as Juggernaut and switch pre-start to your other character for a matchup. I do not have any second character I want to play yet so I don't use that, but I've even seen duos use it.

@GREEN_T00F @Dapper_Dlnosaur @2XKOIntel You don't use the assist character at all outside of them coming in to activate fury. You can't even use their assist attacks like you can in sidekick. The backup pick literally doesn't matter lol

2XKO HOTFIX IS OUT! • Spectating has been re-enabled as loading screen bug is fixed • Fury damage buff reduced to 25% (from 40) • Fury chip damage buff reduced to 250% (from 300) • Break meter generation reduced for 9, 12 and 18 second combos Full patch notes below…

@Maxrocko2 @2XKOIntel Something can be playable at a high level while still being weaker than other fuses. For at least the fifth time today, I am not asking for Juggernaut to become Freestyle-strength. I just want it to not be a borderline joke.

@Dapper_Dlnosaur @2XKOIntel You understood my point that it shouldn't be strong, that's why you shifted to "HORRIFICALLY underpowered" instead of viable at high level. That's something I don't disagree with entirely. "Strawman" playable@high level = competitively viable 🤡🤓

@VesaniFlow @2XKOIntel I'm holding out a slight hope that changes to Juggernaut and other fuses will be happening when they add whatever the new one is.

@Dapper_Dlnosaur @2XKOIntel Everything is going to be fine, Sir Dapper. You are a distinguished juggernaut player whom I admire for getting so far. I used to play Juggernaut, too, but I gave up because I couldn't make it work. I believe you can :3

@Maxrocko2 @2XKOIntel I swear every single time I have this conversation someone always feels the need to strawman my argument as if I'm asking for the fuse to be as strong as freestyle. I am not asking for that. I'm asking for it to not be HORRIFICALLY underpowered.

@Dapper_Dlnosaur @2XKOIntel Jugg should not be competively viable. Not all fuses should be some can be just to learn or for fun.

@threenotes_jp Weird is relative.

海外のみんなへ。 もし誰かに「君って変だね」って言われたら、なんて返す？ その一言に、あなたらしさが出る気がする。よかったら教えてほしい。

@SakiSakuraTV @avataryaya_ Is this just rebranding Breakout, killing it, or running alongside it? Are there going to be two tournaments on back-to-back days or is Breakout being sunset?

2XKO mews we got a tournament for you! @avataryaya_ and I are teaming up to provide you some hype events coming to you Wednesday's starting NEXT WEEK! ✅Weekly Prizing with crowdfunding ✅IN-GAME REWARDS ✅Quality & Quick Tournament 📅04/29 ⏰8:00 PM EST Sign-up BELOW⬇️⬇️

@JustCapitalB_ I wonder if all of the people hating Warwick can chill the hell out now? Granted, as a juggernaut warwick player, I don't agree that he's actually bottom-1, I'd say Darius, Braum, and Akali are lower than him at minimum, but he still absolutely did not deserve that many nerfs.

Current thoughts on the meta before evo jp (everything is ordered) imo the game is the most balanced it's ever been, but it's also the most unenjoyable state it's ever been in the top 3 are absolutely 0 fun to play against, and break occuring so often with fury aint fun either-

@yohosiefgc Is Juggernaut going to get any compensation for the lower fury damage? It's still by far the weakest fuse in the game and this is going to really hurt.

Hey, we’ve been keeping an eye on the meta since the patch, and wanted to give a heads up on changes we are planning for Break and Fury. We like what Break Bonus changes are doing for folks across most of the skill spectrum. Most basic combos grant more Break now, and this change has added more back and forth to matches in 2X. However, we understand the feedback that advanced BnBs are juicing the Break meter too much, which causes Fury to make games feel volatile. We agree with y’all. We will be making adjustments to the top-end of Break Bonus to make exceeding the 15 second break threshold less punishing. In addition, we will be reducing Fury damage overall. Appreciate the dialogue, and will update y’all with details closer to the patch. ty - yohosie

@Simi_2210_ 28. The difference in the big number goes down by 2 each time starting with 16. So you do 40-12, 28.

This will confuse smart people the most If You solve this Your iQ is Superb

@NitoXVI @Play2XKO If you're unable to deal with Juggernaut, you're self-reporting as an awful player. Juggernaut is still easily the worst fuse in the game.

@Play2XKO Nerf juggernaut fuse

we're going to take ranked down over the weekend while we work on fixing some game impacting bugs, in the meantime casual lobby will be open to run some sets.

@ScrubQuotesX My response to him was "Blocking would have stopped me from cleaning the floor and walls with your head".