Darek Goetzman

@thenicklavery Damn! Just cut to the story bro! Kids these days.

At the park with my kids… Random boy, approx, 7 y/o walks up to me… “What happened to your leg?” “I lost it.” “How?” “I got hurt at work.” “What’s your job?” “I’m a soldier.” “Did someone in the cartel chop it off with a machete?” “😲” Well that escalated quickly.

@zack_cozart That baserunner had ZERO chance of making contact with the base even with an out stretched hand. It needs to be dealt with for sure.

Or the kid could learn to avoid the contact

@RaysTheRoofTB Actually no that’s the runners fault

This angle is a HORRIBLE look for Konnor Griffin 😂😂 Chandler was trying to avoid him entirely and he went right into him Horrible call from the umps here

@WallStreetApes Green generators lol

Amazon is using large Sunbelt Rentals Generators to charge their electric delivery vehicles These generators are powered by diesel fuel So they’re using diesel fuel, to charge their electric vehicles “to Go Green” Someone make it make sense

@more_mallory Can I call you Milf for short ? 😘

Sunday Funday? 💙🍹🏝️

@DonnyJolla_ @CAgovernor Per capita.

@DarekGoetzman @CAgovernor Why would the population matter when we’re talking about crime rates?

Missouri's murder rate is 73% HIGHER than California's. No amount of right-wing spinning can change reality: our state is investing in prevention, enforcement, and is holding criminals accountable. Fix your own failed policies before lecturing us.

@AndersonLMiller Could have taken Kershaw deep lol.

I hate to name drop, but this was me vs Blake Treinen in 2021. He’s on the Dodgers. He’s been pitching in the MLB for the last 12 years. 583 MLB IP. This is me in MLB camp vs. an MLB pitcher as an MLB camp non roster invite. Is this good enough for you or does this not count?

@Jminor81 @DeAngelisCorey It’s hard to argue that one because she lost to Hobbs and then Gallego but look at the state up and down at the congressional level etc. This state is like 80% red. Yet gov and both senators blue? I don’t think so

@DarekGoetzman @DeAngelisCorey Becaude Kari Lake is an embarrassment of a candidate

BREAKING: Arizona Senate passed a bill strengthening parental rights. The vote was 17–10. The House passed it 31–23. All Democrats voted against it. It now goes to Governor Katie Hobbs. Democrats think they own your kids.

@jasonllevin Umm didn’t this happen under Bidens Admin/FBI?

Here is Donald Trump's ear 6 months after being shot with an AR-15 rifle and here is Evander Holyfield's ear after being bitten off 28 years ago. Cartilage doesn't heal like that. Tramp is a liar and our FBI is not to be trusted under this administration. FDT 🖕

@BeardedTexan69 I’d say .556. Or .300 Blk

What's a good deer caliber for a woman? Wanna buy the wife a deer rifle but i don't think she'd enjoy shooting a .308 or 30-06 repeatedly. Also this is for mostly East Texas. So don't necessarily need to reach way out there but do want the capability to reach a little out there if she goes somewhere else.

@RevRayCistman I don’t want people to see my shit stained panties

White men, what’s stopping you from dressing like this?

@Govindtwtt Actually my rent was half what it is today. I also made a fraction the of what I make now.

Older generations say “we all struggled in our 20s.” No, you didn’t. You didn’t pay $2,200 for rent and $7 for eggs. You didn’t graduate into $50K student debt and $0 job security. Gen Z isn’t dramatic. They’re drowning.

@CoachLisle Lost our ever loving minds. Thank Jesus that my coaching days are behind me.

What are your thoughts on this? “Let the kids play” or “we’ve lost our minds”?

@trumplicans2024 That’s gonna take a LOT of flour

what body type is that?

@specialopsmag @BlastingThrough Modern day IT team

Delta Force in the 1980's, when Tier 1 guys were indistinguishable from suburban dads. No tattoo sleeves or PED enhanced muscles. They could literally blend in anywhere.

@mattvanswol @elonmusk Legally entered the US I’m sure 👍🏻

🚨#BREAKING: The woman who was randomly shot in the face 6 times and st*bbed to de*th while she was walking her dog in Atlanta GA has been identified as 40-year-old Lauren Bullis. The suspect, “Olaolukitan Adon Abel” was also allegedly in the process of se*ually assaulting her before neighbors came to the scene. Olaolukitan is charged with 3 other "completely random" shootings and the de*th of another woman. We do not have to live like this.

@trumplicans2024 More like Black flags

see any red flags fellas?

@cornbreadcowboi @PopBase But if you DO know what it is then snort away rt? Lol

Clavicular has been hospitalized after suspected overdose, TMZ reports. (tmz.com/2026/04/14/cla…)