
Darin
283 posts





You wanted the fire huh?



I am still in pain, nauseous, and look pregnant as shit after my egg retrieval last Monday. This is all men's fault for being dishonest fuckboys who wasted my time or caused me so much dating/relationship trauma I could not resume dating again for a long time. I have now had 34 eggs painfully harvested from my goddman ovaries only for men to blame women for low birth rates.




SO YOU THINK YOU CAN TOUT RISERS 📈, FALLERS 📉, AND BALLERS 🔥 EP 3 - The Contenders On reality TV, you’re only as good as your last showing. Here’s how it played out for the contenders. Drama, takeaways, and feedback in chronological order⬇️ cc: @peteroverzet



After much consideration (on the deck with a cigar anyway) here’s how I have it (any disagreements @rohinmishra?) TOUT POWER RANKINGS (Based on @rohinmishra analysis - the “locks” hold their composite score ranks but haven’t seen live bullets yet): #1 PPR Tyler (Most hated tout in the industry after savage betrayal?) #2 Goofy Chicken #3 Tony Squares #4 Zak #5 Rickadoozle #6 Chad Candles #7 Alex Cupps #8 Nathaniel (Biggest riser, came out of nowhere this week) #9 The Commish (Awesome performance, now a top-tier contender) #10 O’Hara (Dangerous after easily surviving the fan vote) #11 Hartman (Stumbled at the end but strong all-around & survived the fan vote) #12 Emo Cowboy (abandoned the heel routine & it worked) #13 Trevor (Rising fast - dark horse contender) #14 Neil Farley (love the data nerds but has some work to do) #15 Jeary (could surge up the ranks, tolle arbeit! - that’s “great work” in German) #16 Curt Rambis (comedy routine is wearing a tad thin but lets see what he does next)





You wanted the fire huh?






Kraft being a bad substance route runner and still a top 5 TE shows you how different this is from WR Dalton Kincaid is 10x the receiver he is and yet Kraft can outproduce him entirely because he is a dominant in-line blocker and can be a detachable line element. Scheme!


Now official: The city of Nashville has been awarded Super Bowl LXIV, as the Music City will host in February of 2030. The NFL’s owners have just approved it.


@jess_ann_pin Bonus question for women: why do women pretend they don’t want a guy with a giant dick?


