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The #Constitution is the sole source and guarantee of national freedom. ~ #CalvinCoolidge My namesake😇

@Taxpayers1234 At least it’s not in text or teams..,🤣

Why why why WHYYYY are my co-workers having a philosophical discussion by email??

@soirchick I need to know why I have to turn it off…😏

I choose B, followed by D. You?

@2CynicAl65 Good to know there’s useful info out there😏

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@kaeruZangyo Yes. We find humor in many things.

断層のアカウントがある🤣 これがアメリカのユーモアか。

@DaveMedia_LNK @DillowTalk2 Sometimes those are the best Father/Son conversations…😏

Just talked with my dad, and we’ve decided the weather has been nice, space travel is amazing, mountain lions aren’t to be messed with. Good talk

@heyserenamunroe Dude…not even close.

I AM TRANS AND I AM BEAUTIFUL.

@LibertyJen @MCampbell1041 @StevenWC_ Yeah that was wrong on every level.

@DarthCalvin @MCampbell1041 @StevenWC_ The worst thing he did is his CHILD chimed in and blamed me. It was so gross. I felt awful for his son. That was a whole new level of disgusting from Mike. I’m like “I LIVE IN CALIFORNIA, I DO NOT EVEN KNOW YOUR LOSER DAD AND NEVER EVER MET HIM OR EVEN SPOKE TO HIM EVER!”

Eight years ago today, my husband and I had the most insane day on Twitter. We had just started dating then, but we realized we had something powerful together when random strangers declared they were getting a divorce over this meal @StevenWC_ and I shared together that day. 😂 If you were there, you understand. 🦞

@LibertyJen @MCampbell1041 @StevenWC_ He acts like nothing happened 🤣

@DarthCalvin @MCampbell1041 @StevenWC_ And publicly humiliated. I can’t believe he kept that account.

@LibertyJen @MCampbell1041 @StevenWC_ Annnnnd he got caught…🤣🤣

@DarthCalvin @MCampbell1041 @StevenWC_ That’s the only way ANY of the story makes sense. It all leads back to Mike lying.

@harukaawake They shouldn’t have a seat in any government.

🇯🇵 I recently learnt the word "cringe" in English. When I think of this word, I think of our political party Reiwa Shinsengumi. They argue for more Islamic immigration, trans rights and everything else you'd expect. They currently have 1 seat in the government.

@LibertyJen @MCampbell1041 @StevenWC_ The crazy thing was…y’all were having fun and Mike just looked like a jealous dweeb.

Well, what happened from what I can gather, is Mike was cheating on his wife, she caught him. She asked who it was and he said it was someone on Twitter. She pushed and he said it was me BECAUSE my old account was suspended —he thought I didn’t have a new account. Well the wife finds my new account, he serves her with divorce papers and that night I am out with Steven having our lobster dinner. The wife confides in that Ten4Texas nut job that she thinks Mike is out with me. (He wasn’t. We never met. I don’t know him— I was just an excuse to distract from his true infidelities.) Well the Ten chick goes full mental on me because she wrongly insists I’m out with that short, fat, useless, lying POS Mike. Mike is trying to save face, so he lies and tells Ten he sent me money. He never did. No one did. I don’t take money from anyone ever. I’m fiercely independent and even my parents have never financially helped me since I was 13! So then Mike changes the lie to “oh I was praying for her and OTHER guys gave her money” — again, a complete fabricated lie. In the end, I think he was screwing that tramp Ten (who lived near him) and that tramp was friends with his wife too—and the wife was the real victim of all of their lies. Meanwhile, I’m just having dinner with my future husband 🦞and get dragged into their love triangle because Mike is a liar and used me as a scapegoat.

@chirno_helmet Because the imperial system works. We don’t fix what isn’t broken. And we’re stubborn 😏 Metric has it’s usefulness, but again we’re stubborn

アメリカ人へ Xにいる日本人の多くがアメリカに好意的なのはわかってもらえたと思う。 ただ、俺を含めたそういった日本人全員がアメリカに対してどうしても許せないことがある。 ヤードポンド法という悪しき単位だ。なぜ世界標準であるメートル法を頑なに拒み続けるんだ。

@LibertyJen @MCampbell1041 @StevenWC_ I wasn’t even sure her story was true…I looked at both accounts and I can’t tell if they are or not.

I still want to know if she left him (I can’t ask since they both blocked me.) If I recall correctly, she was waiting on an organ transplant and really sick when he pulled this crap on her and on me. I had nothing to do with him, but he was clearly a liar. x.com/libertyjen/sta…

@LibertyJen @MCampbell1041 @StevenWC_ He couldn’t keep up with that Pinocchio nose growth…

@DarthCalvin @MCampbell1041 @StevenWC_ Remember when all Of a sudden he said his name was Paul? 😂

@vU30kZ2ete2644 @May_Roma It’s the IQ they “wish” they had…more like 20 something.

@May_Roma あのー、67って数字、この人達の知能指数の平均ですか？

@nukigataya @May_Roma We’re not happy with their behavior here either. Yeet em out as y’all see fit!

@May_Roma 交差点で立ち止まるだけでも迷惑なのに 集団で踊り出す外国人かぁ～

@LibertyJen @Evie_B2 @StevenWC_ A long ways…👍

@DarthCalvin @Evie_B2 @StevenWC_ It’s crazy right? We go way back!

@LibertyJen @MCampbell1041 @StevenWC_ That was the wildest of times… 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🦞🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@MCampbell1041 @StevenWC_ Haha.

@LibertyJen @Evie_B2 @StevenWC_ Yeah…but 8 years ago? I’ve got enough gray…

@Evie_B2 @StevenWC_ It’s funny to look back on now. :)

@OrdnancePackard @LibertyJen @StevenWC_ 🤣

@LibertyJen @StevenWC_ Yeah, but what about the Twitter Brothel?!