Mr. Gary

The NEW trailer for our newest film, THE JUNKMAN

@youlooklikeamom 😂

@DarthDuff I KNOW

Me buying food: Ok apples Did you know apples in the store are a year old Ok Cheese It’s not actually cheese it’s dust and oil Ok ground turkey That’s not turkey that’s just bird seed ground up. Oh and oil SHUT THE FUCK UP WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO

@GavinNewsom this isn’t your money, fool. It our money. Be more responsible.

Hobbies include, eating hot sauce and drinking liquor.

@realannapaulina 😂

Florida.

@octopuscaveman Hahahahahaha!!!!

I literally made all of these texts by texting myself and now ai is claiming it’s all real.

Every lady my age is either, taken, a selfish asshole, or crazy. This sucks.

@joerussotweets When Death came for him he replied:

Chuck Norris is off on his last, great adventure: to punch God. Rest easy, legend.

@joerussotweets @MickGarrisPM He’s ruined the Exorcist franchise. It’s no longer an hour of “The power of Christ compels you!!!!” The film is done in the time it takes for the Priest to say, “Chuck Norris says, get out.”

@joerussotweets @MickGarrisPM He’s probably taken over, so it’s now, “in Chuck Norris name, amen.”

In Chuck Norris name, amen.

So, we pray to Chuck Norris now, right?

@mysorryheart2 😂 But really, don’t die.

There goes the tornado watch. Till 3 am

@joerussotweets Film it please

Running around my living room like this because HORROR JUST WON AN OSCAR.

Came here to bitch. Changed my mind. 🫰

@MRodOfficial @YouTube You know, here I was having a relaxing Sunday morning. Then here comes @MRodOfficial with her, “Good morning everyone. We’re going to go into another Great Depression. Happy Sunday!” 😂

Japan’s Debt Bomb Is About To Wreck The US Dollar youtu.be/IbQ_W1mn2mc?si… via @YouTube This is the looming elephant in the room, makes gold seem way more appealing than trusting any country’s currency at the moment, everything is so connected, this will effect lots of folks🫣

@WilliamShatner I think he’s doing a lot of good. And so are you.

Dearest Cray, If you were to actually do a bit of work and review what I have posted you would discover that the invitations are being exchanged for a donation to my charity. My charity has no overhead costs and 100% of the monies raised go to the children’s & veteran’s charities it helps support. 👉🏻HorseShow.org If you don’t like Mr. Musk what are you doing on this platform? Heckling‽

@mysorryheart2 😂

My neighbor just put this out. I don’t know what it is, or why you would choose to put it on during a wind storm, but i appreciate that they entertain me 😅