Danny Gardner

He’s going to the airport. Add 10 people in the security line who have never spent a day on earth.

“Tell him to enter the password he knows is correct. Inform him it is incorrect. Invite him to reset it. Watch as he enters the password he believed it to be all along. Then tell him he cannot use it… because it is his current password.”

Golden Tempo was in last place and somehow came all the way back to win the 152nd Kentucky Derby. Insane

"CLAUDE I ALREADY ASKED YOU 4 TIMES AND YOU KEEP GETTING IT WRONG, THINK LIKE A SOFTWARE ENGINEER AND FIX THIS BUG, MAKE NO MISTAKES"

Me to Claude: "Make no errors. DO NOT HALLUCINATE. YOU ARE AN EXPERT SOFTWARE ENGINEER "

if this isn't the opening credit scene of the call of duty movie i'm walking out

It’s just a transaction. Show up, do your work, get paid, go home. We try and act like it’s more than that but it isn’t. We work to make $, that’s all. To put food on the table.

Me applying to jobs after my boss makes me mad:

When you write a work email so good that you go into Sent and admire your work:

Me: “I’ll come for one beer, but that it. I got work tomorrow” Me at 3am in the back of an Uber:

“You’re absolutely right. I meant left”

@willahmed Been a paying customer and active user now at least 3 years? Love the bicep band, very discrete. Saw YouTuber Alex Costa wear one and there what got me in. Glad to see your company doing well, I’ve worn it every single day.

You have no experience. You’ve never started a company. You’ve never had a full time job. Nike is going to kill you. You’re a kid. You don’t have technical skills. You shouldn’t build hardware. Apple is going to kill you. You can’t build hardware. You can’t measure heart rate non-invasively. Athletes don’t care about recovery. Under Armour is going to kill you. It won’t be accurate. You don’t listen. You’re an ineffective leader. You can’t recruit great talent. You’re going to have to pay every athlete. You can’t measure sleep non-invasively. It’s too expensive to research. Athletes are a small market. The product costs too much to make. The product costs too much to sell. Your valuation is too high. Consumers aren’t going to want it. Hardware is too hard. You should measure steps. Fitbit is going to kill you. You can’t build a marketing engine. You can’t raise enough money. You need a real CEO. Google is going to kill you. You can’t be a subscription. You can’t build a brand. You can’t do consumer in Boston. Your valuation is too high. You shouldn’t make accessories. You shouldn’t make apparel. Lululemon is going to kill you. You can’t predict Covid. Stay in your niche. You are going to run out of money. You can’t build a health platform. Amazon is going to kill you. You can’t measure blood pressure. You can’t get medical approvals. The market is too small. You don’t understand AI. The market is too competitive. It won’t work internationally. The supply chain is too complicated. You can’t build an AI. You can’t raise enough money. It’s too competitive. Healthcare isn’t going to want it. … Just keep going ✌️

This year should be pretty easy #march

stop spending money on Claude Code. Chipotle's support bot is free:

No one: Me at 8 years old:

BREAKING: Jets finalizing deal with Kristi Noem to become their new defensive coordinator.

How life feels when you leave work mid day and don't tell anyone

And that kids, is how I met your mother

Forgot all about these. Used to try sneaking a peak at them that’s for sure hahaha.

Think Levi’s CEO said it costs them $170m for stadium name rights. That’s crazy. Guess it opens the doors for more advertising OOO and over the broadcasts but the name alone idk how that could be worth it.