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@dom_lucre Phaggots are gross

🔥🚨JUST IN: Munich’s newly elected mayor kissed his fiancée on the lips after becoming the first openly gay mayor of the German city.

@jondelarroz It took me a minute to realize this was actually supposed to be LotR lol. I saw the pic and was like “who the fuck is that?” But yeah whatever the fuck that is in the pic ain’t Aragorn.

They did this to Aragorn, too, from LOTR. It's a pattern. These aren't one-offs.

@jk_rowling Hoodies are for kids and immature adults. When I have talking to an adult in a hoodie, I know I am speaking with someone who is not equal to me. Not a real peer

I fear this might be my most controversial take ever, but I agreed to put it to a vote so here we are. Hoodies should only be worn by men young enough not to look silly carrying a skateboard.

@BlackMajikMan90 I would be happy with a better version of Starfox Assault with more rail shooter missions. Improve the camera and controls.

The next Star Fox game just needs to copy the Star Fox 64 formula to get the franchise back in the limelight. No gimmicks of Star Fox Zero and no open world dinosaur stuff from Star Fox Adventures, just a straight forward and upgraded rail shooter. Simple as that.

@AutismCapital @BillyM2k BotW is objectively the worst 3D Zelda lol. No plot/story, no character development, bland world, empty world, worst dungeons in the series, no enemy variety,

@BillyM2k Yeah as much as it pains us this may be the case. OoT may just be more iconic to us, but BotW may be more of an objectively better game.

It’s time to settle the ultimate debate: what is the greatest Zelda game of all time? Is it a fully remade Ocarina of Time or is that going to be uncslop to the Zoomies? Is it Breath of the Wild? Have all the uncs actually played it? It’s very very good. What’s the verdict?

@AutismCapital BotW is one of the best of the dogshit era of open world games. It’s from back when “open world” was super hype, but also overall a dogshit game to play. Companies were doing open worlds just for the sake of doing open worlds. BotW is as deep as a puddle. OoT is actually good.

@BandzMcBagz Keep this same energy for the actual scalpers. It’s their fault. GameStop raising prices because otherwise scum scalpers will buy them out.

the devil works hard, GameStop works harder They have now raised their prices to match the market, AS A RETAILER This is a disgusting business practice Go support your LCS instead of this scalping garbage company

@GarbageHuman24 If you are single with no kids then you are a certified retard if you buy a home in most markets. Cheap rent beats owning everytime. Men seem to understand this. Women haven’t figured it out yet.

What could possibly be the cause of this phenomenon?

@WW_Direct Did he at least tell him he looks like every single tictok Phaggot?

Tom Felton has reached out to Lox Pratt “Have as much fun as possible, take as many pictures as you can, steal as many props as you can — they’ll be worth a fortune. But also, if you do need a word of encouragement or questions to ask, I’m there.” (via: Happy Sad Confused)

@dom_lucre That’s embarrassing

🔥🚨BREAKING: Sydney Sweeney’s little brother has been deployed overseas. Sydney wrote ... "Thinking of all our boys and girls overseas and sending my love! Thank you for your service." 25-year-old Trent is an Airman in the U.S. Air Force, but his current mission is unclear. Trent first entered the Air Force around April 2020, and he's previously been deployed to South Korea in November that year.

@JohnnyCrambo If you collect for card value then you are a Phaggot

If you could have Pokemon packs readily available again - But cards would lose ALL VALUE... Would you want that?

@JohnnyCrambo Yes, print everything into the ground. Decrease the hit rates and drastically increase production. Certain cards will maintain their value and packs will be cheap. The only people that lose are the phaggot scalpers.

@eStarland Everything is so fucking gay

Nintendo Just Revealed Diddy Kong’s Redesign! 🍌

@Wario64 I feel like Nintendo mostly abandoned the Starfox IP because of those gay ass furry phags. A real attempt to reboot Starfox would get associated with those little phaggots. Nintendo doesn’t want that look

Fox McCloud confirmed for The Super Mario Galaxy Movie - new poster

@Nintendeal @ActualAero They are both marked up. Physical is just marked up more. None of these games are worth $70

@ActualAero digital discount? or physical markup?

⚠️ Looks like Nintendo is gonna start offering digital Switch 2 games at a discounted price compared to physical versions This will definitely convert many people to buy digital if you can always save $10 I’ll still be team physical for as long as I can but it is sadly dying 😔

@HollywoodHandle This looks like every TikTok Phaggot. What the fuck happened?

First look at Draco Malfoy in HBO’s upcoming ‘HARRY POTTER’ series. Premiering this Christmas.

@kabrutusdeid Where is the money coming from to do this?

Oh no...

@stats_feed This Phaggot is right. Water levels went up where I’m at a whole .5 millimeters. May god have mercy on our souls

A study found that the world’s glaciers lost over 6 trillion tons of ice between 2000 and 2019, contributing significantly to sea level rise.

@CultureCrave No

First look at Paapa Essiedu as Snape in the 'Harry Potter' series

@disclosetv Fake church

NOW - Dame Sarah Mullally is officially "enthroned" as the Archbishop of Canterbury, head of the Church of England, becoming the first woman to take the role in 1,400 years.