Dave C 🤟🏻

@MasterChefUK scraping the barrel here, not a true celebrity in sight. #WhyBother

@SkyHelpTeam good morning, is there a problem with the MySky app please? I can’t load it up on my phone, I’ve reinstalled it but still it won’t work.

@easyJet Thank you

Hi Dave, thank you for reaching out. Unfortunately, we’re unable to confirm whether there will be any changes to your flight schedule at this time, and should there be changes, you will be contacted directly via SMS and email via the details provided at the time of booking. - Thanks, Khonzy ✈️

@easyJet hi, my holiday to Poland is in 12 days, with the recent events with Polish airspace, when will I find out if I can still fly to Krakow please?

@grok Groq!!

Introducing Grok Imagine.

Wife had to fix the fan in the nuclear hot room as it was making a racket and the area behind reception smells of stale cannabis smoke. Bit of a joke!!!!

@TravelodgeUK booked in at Frankley, waited ten minutes for the reception guy to turn up. Tried to access the WiFi I paid for, doesn’t work, asked Captain Misery on reception for help, he printed out a sheet of instructions, and they don’t work either.

@RoyalMail it is not acceptable to place my package in the recycling bin, please stop your employees from doing this. I’ve already lost an expensive book this year from this very same problem!

@lifebypixels Don’t forget to add gentleman, great friend and inspiration to that list Mark!

So I'm 47 years old as of today! My spirit still thinks I'm in my 20s. Recap of this experiment to date. AMA! Husband ✔️ Dad ✔️ Technologist ✔️ Designer ✔️ Musician ✔️ Author ✔️ Director ✔️ Photographer ✔️ Professor ✔️ Entrepreneur ✔️ Hoops player/fan ✔️ Explorer ✔️ Skater ✔️

@CJWildheart look what’s arrived in sunny South Cumbria. Tastes amazing too!

@MassiveWagons @GingerWildheart @ClassicRockMag Done! 🤘🏼

Aloha! Our most recent single 'Night Skies' is up for @ClassicRockMag Track of the Week! Please lend us your vote as we sit amongst a group of amazing songs and talented people!! TYIA, MW x #itsoktotalk loudersound.com/features/track…

@GlitterChops Do you have Sky? If so I’m told Discovery + is free for Sky customers

The only Olympic sport I really wanted to see, artistic swimming. Can I watch it? No. They’ve put it on Discovery. Not cool Olympic tv people. Not cool.

@Jordy_Chubb @westlancsleague I’ll do it

Going to be cheeky and ask if anyone would be interested in sponsoring me for this years football season. Its £20 and in return you will be featured on all of the club socials aswell in the clubhouse and our own individual sponsor cards (see photo) 1st team in @westlancsleague

As part of our Green Tourism commitments, we are continuously looking for new ways in which we can reuse & reduce the amount of waste we produce. Going forward, our coffee grounds will now be available free of charge for anyone who will be able to make use of them! #LifeAtRBH

@GlitterChops I knew you’d answer this wisely kidda. Thank you

@DaveChubb They are expensive to launder. And people steal them if you put too many in a room. And if the room is booked for one, hotels save money buy only putting out and washing one towel. 😃 #youarewelcome

Hotels and B&B’s of the world, why do you always provide three towels for two guests?! One hand towel for use after washing hands. One for the floor so you don’t slip after showering. Leaving one towel for two adults post shower. I just don’t get it. #OneMoreTowelWouldntHurt

@CherylJohnson20 I didn’t hear that love, I think you’re perfect the way you are

Last night I was called a hobbit. At 4ft 10 inches, I know I am short. I always wished to be just a few inches taller. I hate being short, but at 48, I have learnt to accept it. Yet, after all of this time, it still bothers me!! Why can’t people realise it’s not my fault!!

Chiropractor adjusts 'largest neck in the world'

Coming for the @coastroadsfest and need a room? Scan the QR code below or book via bit.ly/Coast-Roads-Fe… to receive 20% off your room! 🎸🥁🎵 #CoastRoadsFestival #BarrowinFurness